Have you ever noticed the similarities between your Nigerian girlfriend and a cat? Well, we鈥檝e noticed eight.
1) They like your own space but you can鈥檛 be in theirs
If a cat likes you, they鈥檇 try to spend a lot of time in your personal space. If your Nigerian girlfriend likes you, she鈥檇 try to enter your skin, but if she鈥檚 sitting alone and you try to sit beside her, problem. What鈥檚 yours is theirs and what鈥檚 theirs is theirs.
2) They鈥檙e expensive
Love with a Nigerian woman is sweet, but when money enters, it鈥檚 so much sweeter. To take care of a cat will set you back a lot of money, and same with your babe.
3) Constantly watching you make your stupid decisions
Not only will your cat and Nigerian babe watch you do your nonsense, they both will judge you after you do your rubbish. The eyes of your cat will judge you and your babe will keep saying 鈥渟hey you see what you鈥檝e done to yourself?鈥
4) Best in grooming
Cats are the bad bitches of pets, and bad bitches can鈥檛 be caught lacking. That鈥檚 why they鈥檙e constantly grooming themselves. Your babes skincare costs the same as someone鈥檚 yearly rent because bad bitches have to look great always.
5) They鈥檙e wicked
How many songs are named after Nigerian men? Exactly! It鈥檚 because they don鈥檛 do anything. But you see the wickedness women have shown men? It鈥檚 enough for them to enter studio.
6) Living with them means hair everywhere
If it鈥檚 not from their many many wigs, it鈥檚 from wash day or retwist day. You know what else leaves hair everywhere? Cats.
7) You look better by association
Simply owning a cat is a huge flex and will improve anyone鈥檚 desirability. Dating a Nigerian babe will you just make you finer and hotter. The glow they provide is immaculate.
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