Don鈥檛 do it
The risks are just too many. They might shade you, air you or even post your DMs for a few likes and retweets. Just save yourself the stress and focus on real life. But if you must do it by-fire-by-force, continue reading.
Do your research
Do your research so you know what you鈥檙e getting into. Don鈥檛 just slide into their DMs or make a confession based on how you feel? It鈥檚 the fastest way to shed hot tears. Are they loud on the internet? Do they have a circle? Do they get dragged every Thursday? Do they normally move mad? These are the important questions.
Check their 鈥渕edia鈥 section
This one has to be separate so you get the point. Check their media to know if they鈥檙e boo鈥檈d up or not. You don鈥檛 want to be confessing your feelings to somebody鈥檚 partner. Unless you鈥檙e sure you can trigger their release clause sha, then carry on.
Don鈥檛 be a creep
This one should be pretty self-explanatory, but if they don鈥檛 like you or want to talk to you, move on. You won鈥檛 die, I promise.
Do it from a burner account
So that when your shot shooting starts to look embarrassing, you can always disappear into thin air. It would look like you never existed.
If it goes well, come back and tell us
You can鈥檛 bag your Twitter crush and not come back a year later to do, 鈥淗ow it started vs How it鈥檚 going鈥. There are rules to these things.
Pray to God
Whether or not you follow all these rules, there鈥檚 a chance your shots will fail dramatically. As they say on the streets, 鈥淭icket wey go cut, go cut鈥. Just pray the universe aligns with the shots you鈥檙e shooting, or else, you鈥檒l see shege.
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