People cry for a lot of reasons. Maybe the waiter got your order wrong after making you wait for an hour plus, or it might be tears of joy from finally finding a taxi after a ridiculously long wait time. Whatever the case may be, if you find yourself always teary-eyed with makeup on, here are ways to let the tears flow, but continue looking like a bad bitch.
Cry directly into a bucket
Hold your face over the bucket, and keep your eyes wide open. Once you hear the first teardrop hit the bottom of the bucket, congratulations, you鈥檙e doing it right.
Wipe your tears with money, not your hands
If you鈥檙e going to cry in public after getting the face beat of your life, then you better be wiping those tears with cool cash. People might see you crying, but at least you鈥檇 be crying with money.
Fan your face
Something about moving your hands back and forth over your face and taking multiple deep breaths helps the tears remain at bay, and even if they come out , it鈥檒l be just a few drops.
Remind yourself of all the hard work that went into perfecting your look
The perfect makeup looks take money, time, and effort so remember all you put in to look like Agbani Darego鈥檚 twin and act accordingly.
Send the tears back
Fold your arms, rock back and forth, then shake your head really fast, do this twice, and watch the tears return to where they came from.
Blink
Blink rapidly for 5 seconds. You鈥檒l either stop crying, or everyone around you would wonder if all is well. Either way, your tears would no longer be a problem.
Open your eyes鈥ide
If you feel the tears coming, we suggest you keep those eyes wide open. Close it even in the slightest, and the teargates would open like Moses just let the red sea go.
Use a Zaron eyeliner
Prevention is way better than cure. It鈥檚 best to draw on that sharp AF cat eye wings with Zaron鈥檚 Axe liquid or smoke gel eyeliner. They glide easily over your eyes and are smudge-proof, so you can wear them all day long without a bother. Look at us putting you on, don鈥檛 say we didn鈥檛 do anything for you.
