Pretty much every man has been in the clutches of Igbo women at some point. They鈥檙e renowned worldwide for their wickedness and cold-heartedness. If you haven’t been hurt by Igbo women before, this article is for you. I’m trying to save you before it ends in premium tears.
If an Igbo woman is catching your eye, in the words of the great Fela, 鈥渕y brother, run oh.鈥
Read on for the reasons why you should avoid the Nigerian women who put the fear of God in the devil.
1. They will break your heart
An Igbo woman breaking your heart is a rite of passage for every Nigerian.
2. They will cheat on you
How can i make cheating look official?
Igbo women:
— Local man (@__hushm3)
Turn and look at your Igbo girlfriend. Look at her very well. She鈥檚 cheating on you. That鈥檚 all I have to say.
3. They will make you drop them off at their 鈥渃ousin鈥檚鈥 house
Hint: It鈥檚 her second boyfriend.
4. They鈥檙e heartless
After breaking your heart, they鈥檒l ask, 鈥淚s it because of this small cheating you鈥檙e crying?
5. After they cheat on you, you鈥檒l still beg them
Seriously need to know who is doing their jazz for them.
6. They鈥檒l give you sleepless nights
After not replying for 15 hours, she will say she 鈥渇ell asleep鈥 meanwhile she was meeting her cheating quota for the week. Don鈥檛 fall for this gimmick, kings. Stay woke.
7. They will leave you for Emeka Spare Parts
After several years of dating, she will drop off her wedding invitation at your office. Fear Igbo women.
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