You know what I hate? Those videos where a man proposes to a woman, and she鈥檚 so surprised, she runs away, screaming and crying like she鈥檚 and the sky is falling around her. Ladies, it鈥檚 time to wise up.
As a man, I鈥檝e written this article to tell you the signs men give off when they鈥檙e about to propose to you. So that when it does happen, you can twirl around in your high chair and say, 鈥淚鈥檝e been expecting you.鈥
He takes you to your favourite restaurant.
If your man ever tells you to get dolled up so he can take you to your favourite restaurant, just start alerting all the other men you鈥檝e been cheating on him with. He鈥檚 about to pop the question and turn you from a girlfriend who cheats into a wife鈥ho鈥檚 still cheating just as much.
If you鈥檙e reading this and your man did take you to your favourite restaurant but the night didn鈥檛 end with an engagement, it means he hid the ring in your food and you swallowed it. Congrats, bestie.
He doesn鈥檛 take you to your favourite restaurant.
Men are sneaky. If a man ever takes you to a place that鈥檚 not your favourite restaurant, it means he鈥檚 preparing something exciting for you. He鈥檚 saving the best for the last and wants to drop your expectations so that when he finally does take you to the restaurant and pops the question, you鈥檒l be excited.
He cheats.
Men only cheat to test women. Your reaction when he cheats on you goes a long way in determining whether you deserved to be called 鈥淚yawo鈥 or not. If you shout and fight with him, you鈥檝e failed the test, and there鈥檚 no marriage for you. If you forgive him and encourage him to cheat even more, you鈥檝e passed the test. It means you will stick with him through thick and thin, and support all his decisions. You go, iyawo!
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He stops giving you money.
Is 鈥淔or richer for poorer鈥 a joke to you? A man that doesn鈥檛 give you money is putting you through the loyalty test. Will you stay? Will you run away? We are watching.
Also, if he borrows money from you and refuses to pay it back, relax. He鈥檚 paying towards your wedding.
He starts hanging out with funny people.
If he starts hanging out with skit makers and the likes, it means they鈥檙e planning to do one of those surprise proposals. Watch out.
He suddenly starts looking at or sucking your fingers.
If you ever catch your man looking at your fingers or sucking them during sexy time, he鈥檚 trying to measure your fingers. Men don鈥檛 know finger sizes, so when it鈥檚 time to buy a ring, he鈥檒l try his best to measure them with his eyes or tongue.
He randomly buys a suit.
Apart from proposals, what do men need suits for? No, tell us?
He attends a wedding or likes a wedding post on IG.
If he does this, he鈥檚 trying to hint at you. Women don鈥檛 get hints. We鈥檙e trying to help you here. Open your eyes.
He looks at you.
A man? Looking at you? He鈥檚 using his eyes to measure your body for your wedding dress. Congrats, babes.聽
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