Now that the world is opening up, some expenses that you were able to hide from thanks to the lockdown will finally come and drag you by the trousers. Holiday is over; time to pay the price.
Here, we listed some of the expenses that you managed to dodge during the lockdown but they will soon come for your neck. God be with you.
1. School fees
30+ people are already breathing heavily because of the upcoming threats of new school term fees and other related expenses. At this point, you鈥檙e just checking the news everyday to know when the government plans on reopening schools. It鈥檚 not easy.
2. Parties
Remember all those parties that were cancelled because of the lockdown? They鈥檙e coming back with a vengeance. Especially weddings. Nigerians being Nigerians, they have been itching for a party forever. Once the lockdown is completely over, this country won鈥檛 contain us.聽
3. Car maintenance
You鈥檝e parked your car since March because you鈥檝e been working from home. Now HR has said everybody should come inside o and you鈥檙e wondering what new faults your car ha developed since then. Go on, call your mechanic. He won鈥檛 bite (I hope).
4. Lunch dates
Restaurants have now happened and you know what that means: your friends are about to suggest that you all 鈥渢ry out this nice place.鈥 In Nigeria, Nice = Expensive, so you do the math.
P.S You can always tell them that you are not feeling hungry.
5. Clubbing
Clubs aren鈥檛 open yet but we know that鈥檚 coming soon. You know you can鈥檛 sit down in one place, so you鈥檒l be the first person聽 to open the gate when they open. I don鈥檛 blame you; I too want to receive grinds to Burna鈥檚 new album in Quilox. But you also know what that means for your account balance:
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