You can finally love Mondays
People will be scrambling to get to work, but you just can鈥檛 relate because you鈥檙e still in bed at 11 a.m. Don鈥檛 you just love that?
No billing from family members
Everyone knows you鈥檙e unemployed and don鈥檛 earn a salary. What are they even billing?
No more taxes to cut your salary in half
Imagine handing over one-third of your salary to this government. Who does that? Even God only asked for ten per cent.
You can pursue a better-paying career
An example that works well is having a sugar daddy or mummy. You鈥檙e still earning a salary, but you鈥檙e no longer doing a 9 to 5. It鈥檚 more like 5 to 9 now.
You can always say you鈥檙e an 鈥渆ntrepreneur鈥
No one will question you if you don鈥檛 look like you鈥檙e suffering. And even if you do, you can always blame it on the hustle.
You can also make a killing from begging
If fronting as an entrepreneur doesn鈥檛 work, hit the streets and start begging. You鈥檒l make bank.
You can finally finally chase your dreams
According to motivational speakers, 鈥淵our salary is the bribe they pay you to forget your dreams鈥. So what happens when you don鈥檛 earn a salary? Of course, you鈥檒l chase your dreams. You might be chasing actual dreams by sleeping all day, but that鈥檚 still a win.
Or you can focus on making heaven
Stay unemployed so you can shift your focus from worldly things, and put everything into making it to heaven.
You can finally find love
If you can鈥檛 find love in the office, maybe you鈥檒l find it if you spend your 9-to-5 in the streets. Think about it.
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