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  • How to Recognise a Pyramid Scheme from Afar

    One common thing about pyramid schemes: your money will suffer for it. This guide shows you how to fish them out and hold onto your money.

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    Whether it鈥檚 weird forex academies or people who ask you to invest in hopes of getting double your capital, there鈥檚 one common thing about : your money will suffer for it. This guide is to help you notice them from afar and hold on tight to your pocket.

    They want to teach you how to make money

    Think about it. Why would anyone want to do that?

    But they want you to bring your own money first

    It should be obvious at this point that these people are up to no good.

    They want you to bring your friends and their money too

    They鈥檒l ask you to bring three people who鈥檒l bring three people who鈥檒l then bring three people. It can only be one of two things: witchcraft or a pyramid scheme. Run!

    They use a lot of motivational quotes

    They鈥檒l bombard you with all these nice-sounding buzzwords like 鈥渁bundance mindset鈥 and 鈥渘ot limiting yourself鈥. This is just to get you dizzy on motivation till you drop your house rent.

    The returns look fishy

    If 鈥30% interest after 4 weeks鈥 doesn鈥檛 make you wonder if there鈥檚 some yoruba movie shenanigans going on, then you should at least be worried.


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    There鈥檚 always one person at the top

    There鈥檚 always someone who seems to have done everything right and now makes a lot of money from the scheme. This is to keep the dream alive in your mind. 

    Your friends join and try to sell you on it

    This is most likely how you鈥檒l find out about it in the first place. Just remember, if you do it, you鈥檙e their lunch money.

    The business is looking somehow

    If you can鈥檛 figure out what they actually do to make money, in a way that鈥檚 as simple as selling biscuit for 鈧10, it鈥檚 probably a pyramid scheme. 

    You鈥檙e wondering if it鈥檚 a business or a cult

    They do usually give off cult vibes. Because why else would they ask you to recruit your family members?


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