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  • Asake is the Fashion Icon the World Needs Right Now

    Hear us out: Asake is the fashion icon of our generation, and this is a hill we鈥檙e willing to die on.

    It鈥檚 Asake鈥檚 world and the rest of us are just paying rent and agency fees. Since dropping the Olamide-assisted Omo Ope early in February, 2022, Ololade mi Asake has been going non-stop 鈥 it has reached a point where fans are asking him to take his own advice and rora

    But while Asake has an undeniable chokehold on the Nigerian music scene at the moment, people are questioning his fashion choices and such questions don鈥檛 sit right with my spirit. Asake is a fashion icon and I鈥檓 willing to die on that hill. If you don鈥檛 believe me, check these looks out. 

    This Mary Amaka skirt-turned-top that shook the internet

    I know people have been going back and forth about this look, but where you all see a fashion disaster, I see a fashion innovator and trendsetter. At least now we all know what to do with our sisters鈥 old denim skirts. It鈥檚 called recycling, my dears.

    The famous Joha oversized denim pants

    Before wearing a skirt as a top, Asake showed fans he was about to unleash serious fashunz on their head when he posted the video that started the #JohaChallenge. He wore this pair of jeans large enough to fit everyone at YBNL at the same time. But I see the wisdom in it; it鈥檚 a sign that he鈥檚 growing in leaps and bounds and he has the foresight to leave room in his jeans to accommodate his rapid growth. 

    Asake, the pastel king 

    Who else can pull off pastel pink (a.k.a powdered pink to all my aso ebi loving mummies) and pastel green? Come on, Asake knows this fashion thing. The way everything works with the colour of his hair gives me endorphins!!

    Peace be unto this Kenneth Ize outfit

    Congratulations to Asake on his new house and car, but is he giving out this outfit? That鈥檚 the important question. Asake, if you鈥檙e reading this, send this fit to our Surulere office and tell them it鈥檚 for Conrad. PBUY, sir. 

    Who dey breathe????

    Do you see how tight this shirt is? This one is more than body hug, this one is body kidnap. How was Asake breathing while shooting the music video for Palazzo? Life is full of wonders. 

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    Asake invented oversized suits 

    Asake is proving to the world that fitted suits are boring and overplayed. If you really want to stand out my man, you have to find a suit three times your size and deck the largest shoes you can find to compliment it. 

    Babalawo with a B.Sc from Harvard

    I鈥檝e never wanted to connect with my ancestors this bad in my life. Can someone please help me verify if this fit is made-in-China white before I experience a case of 鈥what I ordered vs what I got?鈥 Thank you. 

    Blood money red 

    Somewhere, right now, Kanayo O. Kanayo, Clems Ohameze and Tony Umez are looking at this image with their chests bursting with pride. This oxblood red fit looks like something the lead character of an Old Nollywood film would wear after sacrificing their wife for mint cash and decorating their living room with gold chairs. 

    Biker chic

    Asake or Charly Boy? Honestly, I can鈥檛 tell the difference here and I love it!

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