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  • BBTitans: Delusional Shipping 101 

    The key to #BBTitans shipping is delusion. Delay can never be denial.

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    Shipping Big Brother housemates has never been easy. It requires grace, strength, someone to break a bottle on your head when you start doing too much and a shit ton of delusion. The housemates are fickle and stubborn, and sometimes, they act blind to the overwhelming chemistry they have with each other. But that shouldn鈥檛 stop you from carrying all their cute moments on your head.

    Here are seven ways to still ship your stubborn faves even when they haven鈥檛 figured out their feelings for each other.

    Be delusional

    It鈥檚 the best way to live life. If your ship have refused to open their eyes to see the good thing Big Brother has placed in front of them, that has nothing to do with you. Continue staring at your screen with love-struck eyes.

    Make fan cams

    https://twitter.com/zikokomag/status/1623381802592116741?s=20

    The only thing better than watching your ship exchange quick glances and shy smiles in real-time is watching a recording of it over and over again. Trust us, we know this. 

    Vote for them聽

    While you鈥檙e planning for money bouquets and hampers, don鈥檛 forget to vote for your ship. If they leave the house now, who would you aww at? How would they eventually become a thing? 

    Defend until you鈥檙e tired

    Don鈥檛 let anybody shame you or your ship, please. If they are cute, they are cute.

    Turn a blind eye to their rubbish

    The chances of one or both members of your ship acting like the bottom of a pot are high. When they do this it鈥檒l be best to put on your rose colored glasses and ignore the bad character they鈥檙e exhibiting in front of the world.

    Be rich

    This is the most important because how are you a shipper without money? Who鈥檒l vote to save your ship? Who鈥檒l spoil them when they leave the house? 

    Beg them

    While you go about shipping in full force, don鈥檛 forget to beg your ship to actually begin their romance, so they don鈥檛 make a mockery of you in the streets.

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