We鈥檙e two weeks in with the #BBTitans housemates, and between the endless sailing and sunken ships, silly tasks and unnecessary gbas gbos, they鈥檙e showing us their readiness to work for Biggie鈥檚 $100,000.
As we go into the third week, here are some things you missed from Biggie鈥檚 house this weekend.
BBTitan鈥檚 Tiger Woods
We don鈥檛 know how Big Brother arrived at this description, but after making it through the Friday games in fifty-one seconds, Kanaga Jr has won a thousand dollars and earned the title of Big Brother鈥檚 Tiger Woods.
Umunna meeting
The council of #BBTitans elders, Juicy Jay, Yemi, Marvin, Kanaga Jr and Thabang, came together to gossip talk about their numerous relationship woes and why Theo Traw was moving mad weird to the girls.
The night of the Unravelling
Jim Iyke and Muna Obiekwe no do pass like this. After what can only be described as a gidigbo game of truth or dare, Miracle and Yemi almost came to blows to defend their egos and retain the love of their combined lives, Khosi baby peperempe.
If they really meant it, they should have done like our forefathers and actually entered the ring for Khosi鈥檚 heart, Big Brother鈥檚 money be damned.
Jayvonne, the lovers
Juicy Jay and Yvonne鈥檚 relationship seems to be in full swing after sharing their first public kiss at the gidigbo truth or dare game. #Jayvonne spent the entire weekend in each other鈥檚 arms, with head shipper, Olivia, not too far away.
Xclusive don do freedom?
The answer is no. After a trail of poor performances in the Big Brother House, Dj Xclusive came in determined to give the housemates the time of their lives. Now, did they have a great time? Yes, but streets are saying after the first Dj of the season came in like he didn鈥檛 care about the housemate鈥檚 happiness, Xclusive鈥檚 mgbeke feeling funky transitions might as well be the best thing since sliced bread.
Olibang take 2
After spending the better part of the week gushing about her shakara baby to #JayVonne, a tipsy Olivia moved to Thabang once more. At this point, this ship is on a bi-weekly subscription, once every Friday and Saturday. Fingers crossed, someone does something to speed things up and give their shippers something to work with.
Santheo鈥檚 exit
Sandra and Theo Traw鈥檚 stay in the Big Brother house has come to an end. After their ill-timed back-to-back fights right before nominations, Sandra and Theo got evicted from the house a week after their entrance.
Khoyemi with a side of Blue
Once again, the Khoyemi ship is faced with steep tides in the form of Yemi鈥檚 wandering eyes, mouth and hands. After yet another chat about faithfulness, Yemi, the UNSHAKABLE, crawled out of Khosi鈥檚 arms and into Blue鈥檚, acting like long-lost lovers. At this point, we need the people in their house to come and set them straight. Because the way it鈥檚 going, if Yemi doesn鈥檛 sit up and stop moving to Blue Aiva, people will definitely leave Big Brother鈥檚 house, some in an ambulance, others in a black maria.
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I would suggest a drinking game for every time Yemi lies to both his wives or Thabang chokes Olivia, but we鈥檒l end the week as drunkards in a ton of bad debt. So all I can say is, hopefully, by this time next week, someone鈥檚 pushed our Olibangers together and Khoyemi apart 鈥 for our sanity.
