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  • How to Disguise as an Anime Fan

    Non-anime watchers, here鈥檚 all you need to know to impress your anime-obsessed friends.

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    Do you have a new friend or lover who鈥檚 into anime and mistakenly suggested you were into anime too? This article is for you. Before you get exposed, I鈥檒l teach you basic terms that’ll make you sound knowledgeable and feel among. Let鈥檚 get into it.

    Know your 鈥渂ig three鈥

    That鈥檚 Naruto, Bleach and One Piece. Once you Google best characters, best fights and coolest scenes, you鈥檙e ready.  Only a true anime fan would watch something as long as One Piece, and people are less likely to ask you questions. Up Monkey D. Dragon! 

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    Choose one favourite character of all time

    If they ask, “Who鈥檚 our favourite character of all time?” Take your time to answer, so it seems like all the best characters in your head are begging you to pick them. They’re only asking this question to see if you like the good or bad guys or if you have good taste in anime. Any character you choose, be ready to defend them with your life.

    Choosing him is the best way to quiet a room, use with caution.

    Pick a character’s death that hurt the most

    Everyone has an anime character that died too soon, and now, so do you. Pick a character from any anime where people die a lot, e.g. characters from Naruto, and watch the character’s death scene. When you鈥檙e asked, just pretend it’s too painful to talk about, and that conversation will end. 

    Learn basic Japanese terms and phrases 

    Don’t say any Japanese phrases in real life. That’s for TikTok. But you should know some essential Japanese words like 鈥淏aka鈥, 鈥淣andemonaiya鈥, 鈥淕omen nasai鈥 and terms like 鈥渟honen鈥, 鈥渟houjo鈥, and 鈥渋sekai鈥, e.t.c. 

    When these come up in conversations 鈥 and they will 鈥 you won’t be confused. 

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    Make sure you talk about wanting merch from your favourite anime

    The best thing about casually talking about this, even though no one asked, is that it’s normal behaviour. Just keep droning on and on about wanting a shinobi headband until your anime friends leave you to your thoughts. 

    Choose a character you think is overpowered

    No matter what you do, you can’t avoid this conversation. Casual conversations with anime watchers have a terrible way of turning into unavoidable arguments. I’m not saying you should say or Ichigo, but everyone will most likely agree with you, or a fight will start. 

    Don’t you just love chaos?

    Recommend anime to them 

    The final question they鈥檒l ask is 鈥 What are you watching right now鈥 and you should be prepared. The more unpopular your recommendation is, the more impressed they鈥檒l be. You can also just say that you鈥檙e watching from an anime you鈥檝e finished before and boom, you鈥檙e in the click. Be careful though, as you can’t keep up this pretence for long. You鈥檒l most likely become a fan too. Good luck. 

    I am rooting for you!

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