If you鈥檝e ever (or never) wondered what Sola Sobowale does when she鈥檚 not being Eniola Salami, or what Ramsey Nouah is up to when he鈥檚 not doing lover boy, then we wrote this article for you.
Sola Sobowale would own a buka
I can vividly imagine Sola Sobowale running a buka that鈥檚 successful because everyone talks about it and not necessarily because the food is great. She and her staff of young women and that one male manager who collects money will be rude to customers. They just have to be. It鈥檚 part of the business. And their food portions? Even Buhari knows the economy isn鈥檛 THAT bad.
Zack Orji’s spare parts business would bloom
See, I鈥檓 not even being tribalistic 鈥 everyone I鈥檝e ever bought spare parts from reminds me of Zack Orji. And it鈥檚 not about being Igbo, no. It鈥檚 just the confidence, the ability to look me in the eyes and convince me this new O2 sensor will serve me for the next seven years. If Zack Orji points to my face and tells me to bring out all my money to buy something he鈥檚 selling, I鈥檓 doing it. No questions.
Osita Iheme would give Nigerian rappers a run for their money
Have you heard this man鈥檚 flow? Are you joking? He鈥檚 not even just a rapper, he can dance too! When Blaqbonez wakes up today, he should just thank God Osita Iheme chose to be Pawpaw and not O Da Wickedest.
RMD would make your sugar daddy look like a joke
If you think being a sugar daddy isn鈥檛 a job on its own, you鈥檙e truly mistaken. These things require skill and dedication, and there鈥檚 no better man for the job than this legend. In fact, if you imagine him being your babe鈥檚 sugar daddy and you feel terrible about it, then you have a problem.
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Patience Ozokwor would be your disappointing tailor
Somewhere in an alternate universe, a bride is in tears because it鈥檚 her wedding day and Patience鈥檚 Plush Luxury has used her wedding gown material to sew something else for another person. Another person is calling her out on Instagram for doing 鈥what I ordered vs what I got鈥. But Patience doesn鈥檛 send anybody鈥檚 daddy. Her motto is: 鈥淵ou can insult my work, but don鈥檛 insult me. In fact you can鈥檛 even insult me.鈥
Funke Akindele would find a job with NURTW
We don鈥檛 know the job role or title o, but Funke would thrive in NURTW. Whether it鈥檚 as a chairman, collecting money she didn鈥檛 work for, or as a foot soldier stopping busses to collect levies, she鈥檇 kill it.
Genevieve would do makeup tutorials on YouTube
Close your eyes. Now imagine Genevieve in front of your screen saying, 鈥淗ey guysssss! Welcome back to my YouTube channelllllll!鈥 The way it fits perfectly, I can almost swear I鈥檝e seen her do that before.
Ramsey Nouah鈥檚 upscale nkwobi joint would slap
You know those joints where rich people come to network and discuss how to steal some more money? Ramsey Nouah would own one of them. Because he鈥檚 rich himself, he鈥檒l create the spot as a haven for people like him to meet. At the end of the night, he鈥檒l say the food and drinks are on the house, not out of generosity, but because he just secured yet another multimillion-dollar project from one of the customers.聽
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