If you walked into your office tomorrow and instead of your normal Gen Z coworkers, you met Nollywood actors instead, what would they be like?
Ireti Doyle
She鈥檚 the general manager who doesn’t say much but everyone respects her and calls her 鈥淢adam鈥. She has an accent from the time she spent in uni abroad and is always 鈥渙ut of the country鈥 for something not related to work. She also knows how to mind her business, but the day you cross her ehn? Wahala will burst.
Adesua Etomi
The office sweetheart. Everyone likes her. She probably did youth service there and got retained because she’s polite and efficient. The problem is, if you don’t do your work, she’ll be the first person to snitch on you. That鈥檚 why she keeps getting promotions and pay bumps.
Timini Egbuson
Female youth corps members are in trouble around this young man. He鈥檚 pretty good at his job, that鈥檚 why he鈥檚 not been fired yet. But women? Women will be the end of him. At this point, he doesn鈥檛 even care that people know he鈥檚 always pursuing corpers and interns.
Kehinde Bankole
She鈥檚 the very lowkey co-worker that isn’t popular but gets the work done consistently. She’s been at the company for years but she’s still underrated because she doesn’t play office politics. Obviously, she鈥檚 very religious.
Patience Ozokwor
The real office mummy. She will complain that your nails are long or your skirt is too short. Her favourite lines start with, 鈥渨hen I was your age鈥 and 鈥渨hen I was in the world鈥.鈥 She鈥檚 also been advocating for morning office morning devotion, but nobody takes her seriously.
Beverly Naya
Office hot kek. She’s the one who walks in with Mac, iPad, iPhone and iEverything on a 鈧100k salary. You can tell she doesn’t really “need” this job, but her father put her here while she runs her luxury clothing line on the side.
RMD
The no-nonsense company CEO. He built the company from the ground up and doesn’t like drama. He has plenty connections and all the women in the office have a crush on him.
Toyin Abraham
She’s the one who has everyone鈥檚 gist. Her second job is whyning people, and she does it well. She’s also super funny and is always trying to go on leave for one wedding or the other.
Broda Shaggi
He鈥檚 the office gateman that keeps hailing you only to stylishly ask you for “something” for the weekend. Annoying mf.
Odunlade Adekola
He鈥檚 good at his job. Very good. Because that鈥檚 the only reason they鈥檝e not fired him for all the risque jokes he鈥檚 made. HR is always receiving reports about him. He thinks remote work is nonsense and he鈥檚 always struggling with Google Meet and network problems.聽
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