We鈥檙e almost six months into the year, and Big Brother is yet to tell us when his new children will make an appearance on our screens.
While we wait for the children of chaos to return, we decided to rank all the Big Brother Naija seasons so far.
Big Brother Naija Season 8: All-Stars
Big Brother saw that he was losing our attention and decided to call on all his badly behaved children from previous seasons. He found what he was looking for.
The housemates fell in and out of love, Ilebaye fought all the housemates, Pere destroyed Biggie鈥檚 property, and Seyi dragged his reputation through the gutter. Congratulations to everyone involved. When are we doing that again?
Chaos Level: 10
They stressed us during the show, and they鈥檙e clearly still stressing us after, because where is our reunion?!
Big Brother Naija Season 5: Lockdown
COVID-19 was out to get us. The government was unleashing curfews left, right, and centre. But in the midst of it all, Big Brother still prevailed. From love triangles to food-based relationship problems to , we don’t know what we did to deserve it, but they served us entertainment.
Chaos Level: 9.5
Big Brother didn’t even have to instigate anything this season. They used their hands to dig holes for themselves and each other.
We loved it.
Big Brother Naija Season 3: Double Wahala
Between Cee-C fighting everyone and their daddy in Biggie鈥檚 house and Nina鈥檚 鈥淢iracle is my everything, my boyfriend is my boyfriend鈥 chat, there鈥檚 nothing our eyes didn’t see during this BBN season. Big Brother opened his doors and let everyone come in and do as they pleased. We鈥檙e not complaining or anything, we鈥檙e just hoping the housemates that walk into his house next give us this energy.
Chaos Level: 9
Biggie鈥檚 children are usually unwell, but these ones were as unhinged as they come, and we didn’t get a single moment of peace.
Big Brother Naija Season 4: Pepper Dem
Every season, Big Brother makes sure there鈥檚 at least one person in his house capable of causing optimum disaster. This season, the producers obviously miscalculated because everyone who walked into Biggie鈥檚 house came ready to show up and show out. And when they walked out of the house and onto the reunion set, they continued on their mission.
Chaos Level: 9
It’s been five years, and the housemates are still dragging drama that happened under Biggie鈥檚 roof. What does that tell you?
Big Brother Naija Season 2: See Gobbe
We know Big Brother is supposed to push you and your talents to greater heights, but the housemates from this season were just show-offs. They understood the art of multitasking and would belt out beautiful notes in the morning and cuss each other out at noon time. Someone show the new housemates this season so they can see how it鈥檚 done.
Chaos Level: 7
Big Brother Naija Season 6: Shine Ya Eye
Did they cause chaos and pandemonium in Biggie鈥檚 house? Yes, but sometimes it felt like they were forcing it because why are you fighting for respect because of your old age in Big Brother鈥檚 house of equal rights?
Chaos Level: 6
They weren’t that chaotic. They just couldn’t respect each other as human beings. Off the road!
Big Brother Naija Season 7: Level Up
We knew we were in for a confusing ride when they introduced the split houses. Then all the housemates started showing their true colours with their 20/7 relationship-based fights that didn鈥檛 make sense. Big Brother better make sure he comes correct this new season, or we鈥檒l storm Ilupeju and bring him out for the world to see.
Chaos Level: 4. We don’t know if it was the division of the houses or the fact that the fights didn鈥檛 slap the way they should鈥檝e, but this season wasn鈥檛 it.
