Not since The Office have we seen a workplace comedy as fun as . Created by Twitter sensation, , the show introduces us to the crazy teachers in the fictional public school, Abbott Elementary. Even though the show has wrapped up for the year, we can鈥檛 seem to get these teachers out of our minds. What would it look like if we took them out of Abbott, and placed them in Nigerian schools? Let鈥檚 find out.
1. Janine Teagues as the I-too-know Fine Arts or Music teacher聽
Janine is that teacher you try so hard to avoid, but you just can鈥檛 seem to escape her. For some reason, she always has a bubbly personality as if she鈥檚 not suffering in Nigeria like the rest of us. Always in charge of extra-curricular activities, she鈥檚 probably the teacher leading the debate club, the boring mid-term excursion or the end-of-year party鈥檚 choreography. Sis, rest abeg. She truly enjoys teaching, and if you let her, she鈥檒l introduce herself to your family and become your lesson teacher.
2. Gregory Eddie as the strict Mathematics or Intro-Tech teacher
Teachers like Greg are always super annoying. Yes, we know our education is important, but, please, sir, be calming down. He鈥檚 the type of teacher to bombard you with assignments and give impromptu tests because he wants to . The only redeeming quality about Greg is his good looks. And the annoying thing is, he probably doesn鈥檛 even know it. Shame.
3. Barbara Howard as the bougie French or Home Econs teacher
She鈥檚 the religious, bougie teacher who speaks British English. She鈥檚 probably going to teach a fancy subject that doesn鈥檛 stress her too much, because all she really wants to do is drag students to her office during lunch break to talk about Jesus Christ. She鈥檚 good at her job without putting too much effort into it and will most likely get along with your parents. Fun fact: her husband drops and picks her up from school every day, and her nail colour is always red or purple.
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4. Ava Coleman as the short, skirt-wearing principal full of vibes and enjoyment
If there鈥檚 one thing we know about Principal Ava is that this woman is all vibes. She鈥檚 the type of principal who鈥檒l change her name from Ijeoma to 鈥淚J Baby鈥 on a whim. Will she run the school to the ground and be the worst principal? Yes. But you can always count on her to make every graduation ceremony and prize-giving day lit AF! She鈥檚 also the type of principal that鈥檒l tell your parents all the rubbish you did in school, just so she can famz with them and collect gifts once in a while. She鈥檚 incompetent as hell, but her fashion game will always be on point and hair will always be laid to slay. Purr.
5. Jacob Hill as the 鈥淚 want to be cool鈥 NYSC teacher
Do you remember that NYSC teacher that always acted like he knew all the happening slangs and popping songs? Yes, that鈥檚 Jacob. Teachers like this are so desperate to connect with students, that it can start to become very irritating. You鈥檙e not one of us, sir; go and play with your age mates.
6. Melissa Schemmenti as the easygoing Social Studies teacher
She has all the tea about everyone in school. If you check, you鈥檒l also see that her classes are fun because she鈥檚 always going off-topic with crazy 鈥渂ack in my days鈥 gist. Students love her because she doesn鈥檛 eat into free periods and rarely has the energy to punish anybody. The coolest teacher for real.
7. Mr. Johnson as the oversabi non-academic staff member
He鈥檚 not a teacher, but he鈥檚 constantly snitching on students to the principal. No one knows his full name, so he tends to go by Baba-Something. He鈥檚 either the bus driver, security guard or school cleaner. If you check the records, he鈥檚 probably been in that school since they opened. Major ancient-of-days vibe.
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