Gen Zs always talk about how their behaviour can be traced back to mercury being in Lucozade and their Leo sun rising in Zamfara. And while I can鈥檛 confirm that astrology stuff works for real, I can show you another way to gauge your and other people鈥檚 personalities 鈥 Nollywood actresses. It works for me, and I鈥檓 sure it鈥檒l work for you, too. Try it and see.
1. Genevieve Nnaji
You鈥檙e not anybody鈥檚 mate, and you know it. You were a happening babe back in the day, and you鈥檙e still a happening babe. The only difference is that you鈥檝e now rebranded into a she-e-o. You run things; things don鈥檛 run you. You smell and look like wealth. Everybody sits up when you enter a room.
2. Mercy Johnson
Your defining trait is that you鈥檙e unpredictable. Today you鈥檙e a paediatric doctor and tomorrow you鈥檝e left that life behind to become a DJ at a beer parlour near the zoo in Ibadan. The interesting thing is that you鈥檙e somehow amazing at anything you do. You believe this life is one, and you鈥檙e ready to enjoy it to the fullest. Get it!
3. Tonto Dikeh
Your nickname is Area Scatter. People know not to get on your bad side because they know that if they do, you’ll beat them and their mothers. You鈥檙e constantly dragging your ex-bestie on social media and must have the last say, even if the fight lasts three weeks. People don鈥檛 know that behind all your gragra, you鈥檙e a sweet and cuddly person. This might seem random as hell but if you ever get the urge to try your hand at music, 顿翱狈鈥橳.
4. Rita Dominic
People never take your poverty seriously because you always look fresh. You could be dying but still exude an aura that says 鈥淚鈥檓 better than these peasants.鈥 Even though you鈥檙e still young, people still view you as a rich aunty or uncle. Your fashion was misunderstood back in the day, but all your Gen Z nieces and nephews are now looking at you like a fashion-forward icon.
5. Funke Akindele
You鈥檙e smart and intuitive but people underestimate you a lot because you like shining your teeth up and down. People didn鈥檛 rate you before but do now after you did one kick-ass presentation in your office. Now every time there鈥檚 a presentation, they drag you into it. You鈥檙e not upset, though. You鈥檙e milking it for your own gain so you can be promoted and leave poverty behind.
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6. Sola Sobowale
You鈥檙e the oldest in your friend group and probably your family too. You鈥檙e very nurturing and passionate about protecting the people in your life. Despite this, people are sometimes confused as to whether to fear or respect you, especially after that time you slapped an Uber driver and deflated his tire with your teeth. You鈥檙e a parental figure o, but there鈥檚 still some craziness deep down.聽
7. Nse Ikpe Etim
Overraw best in English Language and composure. You probably watch Bridgerton to practice your accent and walk. People are always shocked by how fun and carefree you are because of how you compose yourself. While you鈥檙e free with people, you don鈥檛 joke about your private life. You could be in a relationship for a whole year, and none of your friends would know.
8. Eucharia Anunobi
Your stories start with, 鈥淲hen I was in the world鈥, followed by the wildest shit anyone has ever heard and then end with 鈥淏ut now, I鈥檝e given my life to Christ.鈥 Your crazy days were iconic, but all you do now is judge people because you鈥檝e changed, which is annoying AF. Even though you鈥檝e repented from being a wild child, you鈥檝e refused to let go of some worldly things, like makeup. Why are your eyebrows still like that, sis?
9. Toyin Abraham
You鈥檙e chill, funny, and everyone likes you. If anyone says they have beef with you, it鈥檚 definitely one-sided and you hope they find peace one day. You鈥檙e silently making cool cash, but no one notices because they still see you where people are selling okrika. You don鈥檛 care, sha. Okrika has badass fashuns, and the girls that get it, get it.
10. Kate Henshaw
You鈥檙e a ride or die friend. You value morals, staying fit, and good energy. People respect you because your head is very correct. Before someone says 鈥減im鈥, you鈥檝e already dragged and/or blocked them. You鈥檙e also not afraid to drag your friends when they鈥檙e being messy. To you, it鈥檚 necessary for their character development. And if you don鈥檛 drag them who will?
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