Being a bad bitch is difficult enough, but dating one? You need grace, strength and willpower. Another thing you need is this list, in which we break down eight extremely important things you need to know before you date a bad bitch.聽
Avoid her comments section
If you don鈥檛 heed our advice, you might not be able to eat properly for the next couple of days. It鈥檚 not because she鈥檚 flirting or anything, but the amount of people openly saying they don’t care if she鈥檚 in a relationship? It鈥檚 enough to instil the fear of God into your heart. If you weren鈥檛 someone who prayed before, better start now.
Remind yourself she chose you
Out of all the other people throwing themselves at her, you鈥檙e who she calls home. You鈥檝e seen her at her worst, so be calm. If you feel anyhow, beat your chest three times and dust it off.
Believe in your sauce
You can鈥檛 be with a bad bitch if you have low self-esteem. People will try to disrespect you to her face or belittle you. Sure, she shuts it down immediately, but new people will try again. You need to believe you鈥檙e also the prize. Their dads.
Learn photography
One thing about a bad bitch is she鈥檒l look hot 24/7, and she has to document her beauty. Sure, your relationship should be built on love and trust, but your ability to take fire pictures could make or mar your relationship. Better go and enrol in photography school.
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Jealousy is fine
It鈥檚 alright to be jealous because of the calibre of people moving to her, but what matters is how you behave. Don鈥檛 go and do anything stupid before you lose your bad bitch, because you may never recover.
Make money
She might not ask, but the urge to spend on her increases every single time you look at her face. You think being a bad bitch is cheap? It鈥檚 not, and your pockets will suffer.
She needs time with the girls
Every bad bitch needs to recharge with her girls. It鈥檚 where they top up their bad bitchery. There might be a lot of alcohol and drunk texts of her telling you how she wants to tear your clothes, but don鈥檛 worry, she鈥檇 probably fall asleep in an hour.
Embrace her weirdness
All bad bitches have a very weird trait you鈥檇 see once you鈥檙e close to them. Either their stomach behaves like an opp 23/6 or they eat weird food combinations. Whatever the behaviour, just prepare for high levels of exposure to it. You think dating a bad bitch is easy?聽
People will spend double your salary on her in a day
One thing bad bitches attract is people with money. So don鈥檛 be surprised if there are people spending your one-month salary on her head. Look at it this way, it helps you save your own for other things. Plus, anything they buy for her is technically for both of you. Yes, even her Dior bag. Better borrow it.
