If your work bestie has never quit, then you鈥檙e the luckiest person in the world, because this could be your life story.
1) Nobody to cover your tracks when you fuck up at the office.
Of course you鈥檝e fucked up. Who never fuck up? Hands in the air. The only problem is that now, when you fuck up, bestie isn鈥檛 around to lie for you and cover your tracks.
2) You end up buying your own lunch
Bestie used to buy or even cook you lunch. Who鈥檇 help you pick a food vendor or if you should buy amala or Ofada rice? Now, you have to do all of that by yourself? That鈥檚 very wrong, and the universe needs to fix the situation.
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3) Work is definitely less fun
What made work fun was having your bestie around. You lose the sparkle in your eye that came with going to the office and begin to feel like nothing but a slave to capitalism.
4) How will you judge all your coworkers without your bestie?
Who will you lock eyes with when someone in the office does something stupid? Who will you laugh about project failures with? Who will you gossip about other people鈥檚 salaries with? You鈥檇 be left with nobody but yourself. Be strong, this too shall pass.
5) You鈥檙e actually going to have to work聽
Before, you only went to the office to chat with your bestie and download with the company Wi-Fi. Now that they鈥檙e gone, you actually have to do the work they pay you for. That鈥檚 very ghetto.
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6) You now have to work with the people you don鈥檛 like聽
You partnered with your bestie for all the work projects. Now, you鈥檙e stuck working with Linda, the coworker who probably wants to use your blood for ritual.
7) You鈥檇 probably have to resign too聽
When work isn鈥檛 working as it used to, you might have to type your resignation letter too. If you鈥檙e lucky, your bestie鈥檚 new workplace has an opening, and you can be reunited.
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