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  • How to Handle Office Romance Without Getting Caught

    Because you too deserve office romance.

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    If you鈥檝e searched for love in all other places in the world, but the Lord revealed to you that the office is where you鈥檒l find it, congratulations. However, to prevent you from finding love but losing your source of money, here are some ways to handle office romance without getting caught 

    Make sure you鈥檙e in different departments

    Why will you date a team member? Do you want problems for yourself? If they don鈥檛 do their work, it鈥檚 you they鈥檒l call to help. It鈥檚 giving secondary school. 

    Don鈥檛 wear their clothes to the office 

    You might think your coworkers won鈥檛 notice, but they will. Stick to your own clothes, and if the two of you mistakenly own the same clothes, unown it. 

    No pet names 

    Better stick to their government name throughout the duration of the relationship. If not, you鈥檒l accidentally call them 鈥渂aby鈥 at the office, and then what? 

    Have a side thing so people don鈥檛 suspect 

    Talk about your other partner all the time. That way, people won鈥檛 suspect you and your coworker have a thing. 

    Do nothing together 

    Even if you plan to leave the office together, enter separate Ubers to a location where you can switch to the same ride. And make sure the two of you don鈥檛 arrive together to company parties or events. 

    Don鈥檛 talk about your dates on social media 

    It鈥檚 the easiest way for people to piece that you hang out outside the office. Even if they don’t realise you鈥檙e dating, they鈥檒l have their eyes on you. 

    Deny everything

    If all else fails, and you get caught, deny everything. Lie today, lie tomorrow, lie forever more. 

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