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  • How to Shoot Your Shot Like a BBTitans Housemate

    Here are a few surefire tips that’ll help you shoot your shots at your crush, BBTitans-style. If they don’t work, come and fight us.

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    We鈥檙e all watching you BBTitans for the fun and drama, but there are life lessons you could use to up your dating game in there too. Here are a few surefire tips on how you can shoot your shots at your crush, BBTitans-style.

    Be mysterious

    They鈥檒l be curious about you when they鈥檙e not sure who you are, what you are, or whether or not you even have sense. The best way to do this is to not talk too much.

    Flirt with them and stylishly ask if they have a partner

    Not because it matters to you or because it鈥檚 going to stop you anyway. But because you need to know early on if you have competition. So flirt with them a little and start dropping lines like 鈥淚 don鈥檛 want anybody to come and beat me o鈥.

    If they do, snatch them

    If they say they do, go on the offensive and snatch them. Don鈥檛 worry about the relationship they already have. That鈥檚 just collateral damage.

    Become their listening ear

    You need to be the person they share their deepest secrets with. So they can let you in closer and closer until they鈥檝e let their guard down completely.

    Then tell them you鈥檙e related to Kiddwaya

    You can get their attention by just randomly dropping it in a conversation that you鈥檙e related to Kiddwaya and you don鈥檛 really need the money.

    Be a little toxic dramatic

    Have someone else on the side and flirt with them in your crush鈥檚 face, so they can feel a little peppered and pay you some attention.

    But love-bomb them with food

    You already have Big Brother鈥檚 kitchen to yourself. Love-bomb them with food till they forget their sense and start following you up and down. Confusion is your primary agenda.

    Do their laundry

    Offer to wash everything they own. Yes, everything including their underwear. That way, they鈥檙e sure you鈥檒l do anything for them.

    Give them your duvet

    Even if they already have one, give them your duvet so they can stay warm when it鈥檚 cold. Yes, we know it鈥檚 blazing hot these days but that doesn鈥檛 matter. Cold is coming and they鈥檒l need more than one duvet. Love is all about sacrifice.

    Or just watch BBTitans on GOtv to learn all the other tips yourself

    There are just too many tactics for shooting your shots and we can鈥檛 just release all of them to you like that. So, watch the BBTitans show yourself so you can learn more and have fun. It鈥檚 showing on GOtv. Don鈥檛 say 91大神 didn鈥檛 do anything for you.

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