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  • Your Fave Footwear as Your Relationship Red Flags

    Here鈥檚 how your favourite pair of shoes determine your relationship red flag

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    Yes, everyone has a relationship red flag, but do you know you can tie yours to your favourite kind of shoes? You didn鈥檛? Well, now, you know. 

    Slippers

    You鈥檙e ready to run away from any minor problem. People who wear slippers are the epitome of 鈥淚 didn鈥檛 come to this world to kill myself鈥. They鈥檇 dust their slippers and run if you stress them too much. It鈥檚 a red flag because sometimes, a straightforward conversation would solve what you鈥檙e running away from. 

    Sneakers

    You think dating is too expensive because you spend all your money on shoes. , but you see that 鈧75k shoe? Fair price. 

    Heels 

    A little cheating here and there, but that鈥檚 all there is. The problem is you like how your shoes sound as you鈥檙e moving from one partner to the other. The koin koin sound gets to your head a lot. 

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    Slides 

    People who wear slides are the same as slippers wearers, but they鈥檒l be annoyed if you call their slides slippers. If slides are your favourite type of shoes, you鈥檙e prone to gaslighting your partner. 

    Loafers 

    You鈥檙e the complete opposite of the sneakers people. You think money solves all the problems. A little toxicity here and there, but it can all be solved with dollars. You鈥檙e wrong sha because people just want communication, but that鈥檚 not your business.聽

    Boots 

    Emotionally unavailable is your middle name, and it鈥檚 because the boots are stopping blood flow to your heart. Remove them, let your feet touch grass and allow yourself to feel love. Abi, ki lo feel? 

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    Crocs

    You don鈥檛 take anything seriously. Everything about your relationship is a big joke to you, and your partners are not happy about that. Relationships are work, but that鈥檚 not your vibe.聽

    Sandals

    You put people鈥檚 needs above your own and get hurt. Just because you鈥檙e wearing Jesus’ sandals doesn鈥檛 mean you have to act like him. Your 鈥渟elflessness鈥 is why you can鈥檛 hear certain songs without breaking down in Ebeano. 

    Barefoot

    If you hate any form of footwear so much you鈥檇 rather go barefoot, then you don鈥檛 just have a red flag, you have a red blanket. You write a script for how relationships should go without factoring in what the person you鈥檙e dating is like. Your way or nobody else鈥檚  and it鈥檚 giving very much delusional. 

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