Wake up to a picture of 2face every morning
Your journey is long, so you need to take inspiration from the greats that have come before you.
Know why you鈥檙e doing it
Are you bored? Do you want money? Better sex? Or do you just not have sense? Whatever it is, at least know why so when your partner catches you, you won鈥檛 blame the devil.
Gauge how wicked you want to be
Know how far you鈥檙e willing to go with your infidelity. We鈥檙e big advocates of punching above your weight, so we鈥檒l advise you to put in your best.
Stay focused
Don鈥檛 get distracted by guilt, because you don鈥檛 need it. Clearly, your conscience isn鈥檛 in the front seat here, it鈥檚 probably not even in the car. Why let it distract you?
Do normal, don鈥檛 be extra sweet after cheating
This is how people get caught. There鈥檚 a chance that you鈥檒l feel the need to send random 鈥淚 love you so much鈥 texts to your partner to ease the guilt. Don鈥檛. Carry your cross in peace.
When you鈥檙e caught, say it鈥檚 the devil鈥檚 work
Of course, the devil put you naked in bed with 鈥渁 friend鈥.
And don鈥檛 mention 91大神鈥檚 name
What鈥檚 our own in this, please? We respect your relationship only as much as you do. We鈥檒l deny you if you mention our name.
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