Big Brother Naija Lockdown | 91大神! /stack/bbnaija-lockdown/ Come for the fun, stay for the culture! Fri, 08 Jan 2021 16:18:08 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.2 /wp-content/uploads/zikoko/2020/04/cropped-91大神_91大神_Purple-Logo-1-150x150.jpg Big Brother Naija Lockdown | 91大神! /stack/bbnaija-lockdown/ 32 32 13 Hilarious Tweets About The BBNaija Lockdown Finale /pop/13-hilarious-tweets-about-the-bbnaija-lockdown-finale/ Sun, 27 Sep 2020 23:41:42 +0000 /?p=204681 Big Brother Naija 2020 has come to an end, and Laycon has won as we all knew he would. This BBNaija season turned out to be a script written by Nigerians and fiercely directed by Laycon’s fans. There may have been some unforeseen plot twists at the beginning but by week 8 everything became abundantly clear.

Now that the violence has ended, here are 13 hilarious tweets celebrating Laycon’s win, trolling other housemates, and shading fan bases;

1. They have been saying it since Mr President.

https://twitter.com/__olayinka/status/1310326059506765832?s=20

2. LMAO! Omo!

https://twitter.com/Mokeji5/status/1310316044188299264?s=20

3. LOL! Get you an ambitious fanbase.

4. Why?

5. LMAO! We learn and unlearn everyday dear.

6. LOL! This is so mean.

https://twitter.com/omgitssef/status/1310289857059729408?s=20

7. LMAO!

8. Please!

9. LMAO! Why thisss?

https://twitter.com/ImranSZN/status/1310309579755008001?s=20

10. LMAO!

11. LMAO! We saw that!

12. LOL! A word of prayer for the babies please.

https://twitter.com/Sxmto_/status/1310287797165666307?s=20

13. In conclusion

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If BBNaija Housemates Were Secondary School Students /pop/if-bbnaija-2020-housemates-were-secondary-school-students/ Sun, 27 Sep 2020 10:37:57 +0000 /?p=204546 If BBNaija housemates were secondary school students, what kinds of students would they be? We will tell you.

1 & 2. Eric and Lilo.

It’s not kuku that they are siamese twins. It’s just that once they set eyes on each other like this, the superglue of romance will kick in. And this superglue will be so strong that they will eventually be expelled. Sha, their eyes will clear, but it may be too late. In the end, Lilo will attend extra coaching for WAEC lesson. Eric nko? Toh. Maybe he will intern at a gym sha.

3. Wathoni

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Senior Wathoni of the multiple triangles. This one will brag to the people in her area that she is premium hot cake with an abundance of toasters. But the truth is that she will be carrying formal letter up and down and asking people if they have any space in their relationship for her to enter. The juniors will call her “Senior Watabambam” out of sheer malice.

4. Vee

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This one will demand that every junior student refer to her as Senior Vee. She will flaunt her Bri’ish accent to the point where people will be tired. But will anybody talk? No. They are kuku not her friend anyway. Let her wear clothes for her accent and play with it. Aint nobody got time for that.

5. Neo

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Warri boy wey go end up carrying last, because as soon as he gets involved with Vee, Senior Neo’s life will change trajectory. He will stop rolling with his guys because Vee has said they are his enemies. Besides, doesn’t he want to win Best Student at the end of the school session?

6. Katrina

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I hate to say it, but Ka3na will be that spirikoko senior who will end up being caught in an uncompleted building with a boy. When they ask her what she was doing there, as per Mother In Israel that she is, she will say she was only trying to convert him. Convert him into what, nne? Na naira im be? Sha, the matter will die eventually.

7. Lucy

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Lucy will be a prefect, that one is for sure. Maybe even class captain, because of her maturity. And because of that, she will become jagaban, putting people’s names in noisemaker list without any solid reason. She will claim they hate her, when in actual sense, they don’t. She will continue this agbero behaviour until Kaisha will vex and beat her after school one day.

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8. Kaisha

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And now, we welcome Kaisha, the proverbial rat that will bell the cat. But the thing is this: Kaisha as a secondary school student will not be a rat. She will be queen of her own territory. She will be calm in class o, but let school close first. Every rubbish word you said during school hours must be accounted for. Otherwise, she will beat you and pour sand in your mouth.

9. Tochi

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Hmm. This one will change school after like two weeks. Nobody will even remember him.

10. Praise

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Senior Praise. Belly dancer, nwoke oma, ebony relaxer, dark and lovely, the convertee of Sister Ka3na. The Ka3na conversion will almost haunt him, but he will rise and use it to create a bad boy reputation.

11. Trikytee

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This one will be unnoticeable in the class sha. Just be there, invisible but visible. Until one day when he gets into the rich kids clique. And there, he will be used to run their errands while also being made to feel among. Until school closes and everybody returns to their daddy’s house.

12. Kiddwaya

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The OG of rich kids. The Londoner senior Vee aspires to be but can never be. Kiddwaya would be the kind of secondary school student that will tell you they have a pet lion and you will believe because them get money like mad. Even teachers want a taste of the WayaCake. They will never flog him, and he will be the head of the clique of big boys. And he will date Senior Erica.

13. Erica

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Senior Erica, one of the most beautiful girls of the secondary school. So beautiful in fact, that she is the unchallenged queen of Blue House march past during the inter-house sports. Her friend? Senior Tolani. Her mans? Senior Kiddwaya. Her toaster? Senior Laycon. Her part-time competition? Senior Nengi.

It should all work out fine, you know. But no. Keep reading, we will get to it soon.

14. Nengi

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Senior Nene who will enter school and say her name is Nengi. But who wants to argue with her? NOBODY. She will be the queen for Red House in the march past competition where Senior Ozo will notice her and feel loike he has to have her at all cost. But Senior Nengi has her eyes on greater things, and sadly, these greater things do not include Senior Ozo and his love letters that he sends through a JSS3 student.

15. Ozo

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Senior Ozoemena. A science student who, sadly, has been cursed with the gift of poetry and a desire to ‘obtain’ an ‘unobtainable’ woman. But will he rest? Mba. Not when he can pick his golden pen from the basket of love to write Nengi, the only apple of his eyes a love note with his blood as the ink. If Nengi is down for it, he is ready to marry her at the end of the term. They can abandon university sef.

16. Tolani Baj

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Tolani Baj will be the social prefect and she will raise the bar for the social life in the school. School doesn’t even bother her that much, because she has her sights set on the big screen. She will be sharp-mouthed, witty and also classy as hell. Senior Erica will be her bestie, as you know. Both of them will give each other relationship advice. But the joke is on them, because their relationships will shake like a danfo bus being driven along a potholed road.

17. Prince

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He will be a Prince from one tiny village nobody knows. But that won’t matter. Prince is prince. He is playful, which is evident in how he made Senior Dorathy his friend. This playfulness is what TolaniBaj dislikes. Her man must live up to the image she has in her head: serious, classy, refined. This is what will cause the break up.

18. Dorathy

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Senior Dora! “Down-to-earth” is what everyone will call her, even though she is not short. She is playful, unbothered and just wants to have fun. She is the kind of senior that will free junior students from other senior bullies. Boyfriend? E no concern this one. Just to vibe and graduate, dazall. Her reputation is spotless. But if you check well, her mother is probably a teacher at the school, so no room for yamayama.

19. Brighto

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Father-In-Isreal with a lirru bit of freaky-freaky and a strange love for semo. He goes to church, in fact, he probably even leads prayers on the assembly ground. But check it well, Senior Brighto dey moveeee! Chile. He gives all the guys advice on what to do with babes. How else would he know if he doesn’t have experience? Go figure.

20. Laycon.

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For reasons people don’t understand, he keeps leading the class. He is the kind of student teachers will ask other students to go and meet. He has a thing for music, and he heads the drummers band. The only dent on his reputation is the stint with Senior Erica, a stint that made Senior Erica transfer to another school. The stakes that he will win “Best Graduating Student” are very high.

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Here’s What People Are Really Saying About BBNaija Ozo’s Eviction /pop/heres-what-people-are-really-saying-about-bbnaija-ozos-eviction/ Sun, 20 Sep 2020 20:17:49 +0000 /?p=203366 First of all, we are dragging Biggie through the streets of Multichoice for straight-up lying to us without fear. There was NO twist in tonight’s eviction so what was he on about?
Now that we have that out of the way, here are 15 hilarious tweets that tell what people really think about BBNaija Ozo’s eviction;

1. Unfortunately a lot of voters don’t agree.

2. Big brother scammed us.

3. LMAO!

4. Some video footage in case you didn’t get the message.

https://twitter.com/Dlaureate/status/1307760623376269317?s=20

5. LOL! You people are so rude!

7. Omo!

8. Save a seat for me sis.

9. Very surprised because who have we been watching for 8 weeks?

10. And we want nothing but the chaos.

https://twitter.com/SheisBoki/status/1307759643389833218?s=20

11. Who is saying “Amen” to this?

12. Dragggg them.

13. LOL! So rude!

https://twitter.com/TheNoellaE/status/1307758155376594944?s=20

14. LMAO!

15. God abeg.

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4 Most Annoying Types Of BBNaija Fans /pop/4-most-annoying-types-of-bbnaija-fans/ Sun, 20 Sep 2020 14:28:54 +0000 /?p=203281 Every season of Big Brother Naija the housemates may be different but the fans remain the same and they polarize in 4 major annoying ways:

1. The celebrities chasing clout.

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You can tell they don’t watch the show but because they see that BBNaija commentary garners a lot

2. Trolls.

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The one’s that can only communicate with insults and who make it a full time job to stay insulting other housemates.

3. The ones that are always looking for comparisons between housemates. 

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AwonErica is finer than Nengi“. Who made one person the SI unit for beauty? Can’t both women be beautiful in their own right?

4. The ones who don’t even know what they talking about because they don’t really watch the show.

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The association of people watching from Twitter. They argue like they know what they are talking about when in reality they only know what one random person decided to tweet about.

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5 Ways Big Brother Is Lowkey A Nigerian Parent /pop/5-ways-big-brother-is-lowkey-a-nigerian-parent/ Tue, 15 Sep 2020 17:12:29 +0000 /?p=202410 If you’ve been following this year’s Big Brother show then you’ve probably had 5 or 6 moments where you thought Big Brother sounded a lot like an average Nigerian parent. Here are 5 of those times;

1. Adding “immediately” to his sentences.

“Move to the garden immediately”. Because he can’t yell like a typical Nigerian parent he adds “immediately’ to do the job.

2. The way he wastes no time to聽address even the tiniest bit of disrespect.

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Whether stated outrightly or implied this year’s Biggie suffered no insult.

3. When he tells evicted housemates to leave in 10 seconds and legit starts counting to 10.聽

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Classic Nigerian parent move. But have you ever wondered what will happen if an evicted housemate refused to leave?

4. When he tells the housemates to enter the diary room properly dressed.

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As if they have not been on National TV the whole time they were outside the diary room.

5. Telling them to settle their issues.

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Or chop strike. The Nigerian parent version would be “say sorry to your brother or I will flog both of you”.

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5 BBNaija Housemates That Should Not Have Been Evicted /pop/5-bbnaija-housemates-that-should-not-have-been-evicted/ Sun, 13 Sep 2020 22:21:19 +0000 /?p=202069 We know BBNaija is a game, and the organisers don’t determine who goes home or stay. It all depends on who the housemates nominate for eviction, and who is saved by public votes. But for one hot minute, can you imagine how intense the drama would be to have these housemates in the house?

1. TolaniBaj.

TolaniBaj, for her pepper and her larger than life character. Hot cake l’omo latile.

2. Lucy.

You know it will always be a pleasure to watch Lucy and the many ‘haters’ she presumes to have in the house. Endless drama.

3. Erica.

This goes without saying. Imagine Erica still in the house. She would have given other HMs a run for their money. But it’s a game, and rules are rules.

4. Kiddwaya

Just when Kiddwaya and Laycon’s bromance ship was about to sail. Whew, chile.

5. Brighto.

Lord Baelish himself. Imagine the seeds of confusion he would have sown.

Anyway, the game continues. Better vote your favourite housemates to keep them in the house. May the best player win.

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15 Hilarious Tweets About BBNaija Ozo and Nengi’s Ship /pop/15-hilarious-tweets-about-bbnaija-ozo-and-nengis-ship/ Sun, 13 Sep 2020 16:17:33 +0000 /?p=201986 Ozo and Nengi’s ship a.k.a Ozone is the one ship everyone wanted to sail from the very first week. Ozo came in with the fine intelligent boy vibes and Nengi was serving us hot girl next door vibes. They looked like the perfect cast for the romantic comedy we all desperately wanted to watch.

Until Ozo started moving funny and everything just went to smithereens. Now what we have is a one-sided obsession that is beginning to bother the viewers rather than excite them.

These tweets say exactly what people think of the ship now;

1. LMAO, calm down bro, violence is never the answer.

2. Ozo has the strongest agidi on his dead.

3. LMAO! E be things.

https://twitter.com/GodswillTaiye/status/1305094021312729090?s=20

4. LOL! Very valid fear.

5. LOL! Calm down sir.

6. Off your mic please.

7. LMAO! We all fell for that scam though.

8. Tag us when you see the explanation, please.

9. Omo!

10. LMAO!

11. Lol! Anything for love fam.

12. LMAO!

https://twitter.com/VanesaChidiogo1/status/1304934552234844160?s=20

13. Say what now?

14. Footage of how Ozo spends his free time in the house.

15. His fan base still loves him like that though so all is well that ends well.

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9 Savage Responses To BBNaija Lucy’s Interview /pop/9-savage-responses-to-bbnaija-lucys-interview/ Wed, 09 Sep 2020 20:53:13 +0000 /?p=201422 Following her eviction from the Lockdown Lucy has started her media tours and in one of her recent interviews, she threw jabs at Erica and Kiddwaya’s relationship in a bid to audition to join Nengi’s fan base.

This is the interview that started the fight.

Erica;s fan base in return came to say Erica might be the captain of love and light but her fan base don’t come to play.

1. Kiddwaya is now handbag she can enter market to buy.

2. Very interesting.

3. Elites are the war and fight themselves.

4. LMAO! Shots fired.

https://twitter.com/_symplyrain_/status/1303643917695451136?s=20

5. Is this a coincidence?

6. It will be litt!

https://twitter.com/Cracylyn/status/1303785167446773762?s=20

7. They have amnesia ma

8. LMAO

9. Facts though.

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The Funniest BBNaija Hashtags That Trended This Week /pop/the-funniest-bbnaija-hashtags-that-trended-this-week/ Sun, 06 Sep 2020 14:02:57 +0000 /?p=200789 Because the housemates in the Big Brother Naija lockdown house have been moving funny, their fans on Twitter have been trending funny hashtags to match. Here’s a list of the funniest BBNaija hashtags we saw this week:

1. #JusticeforKiddwaya

The first time I read this I got a panic attack. Was Kiddwaya arrested by SARS or something? Was he hurt? Was he physically abused? The panic was real fam. Turns out the hashtag was trending because Laycon slandered Kiddwaya and the African Magic writers made it worse by releasing a low budget press release on how Kiddwaya is a confessed flirt.

2. #Layconsistent.

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Gotta give itnto them though, the pun here is litt.

3. #Whatozotaughtme.

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This sounded a lot like a vote of thanks and that made it weird because Ozo is clearly still in the house upholding the banner for Shalaye FC with one hand while diligently writing toasting lines for Nengi with the other hand.

4. #DeloitteWhereAreOurVotes

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No matter how you read this hashtag, it always sounds like invitation to a fight.

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All The Drama From The BBNaija House Last Night /pop/all-the-drama-from-the-bbnaija-house-last-night/ Sun, 06 Sep 2020 04:54:48 +0000 /?p=200699 Last night was the longest night in Big Brother Naija history. We’ve said it a lot of times that these set of housemates keep bringing in new plot twists but last night came through like a Tyler Perry storyline sprinkled with soundtracks written and produced by Tclassic.

Neo and Vee had their routine Saturday drama featuring curse words, breakup texts followed by heartfelt apologies 30 minutes later. Ozo appeared to have been knocked out by drinks but somehow in the middle of the night, he rose up from his slumber to string words that sounded a lot like a marriage proposal to Nengi. Local man was talking about “I want to spend the rest of my life with you”. Which is hilarious because they are both not even in a relationship yet.

As if that’s not enough content for us to argue and fight over on social media Erica came through with a bazooka fighting with Laycon and everyone who refused to join her in the fight.

As expected, Twitter NG had A LOT to say about this recent chaotic turn of events and here it is:

1. One side of the story.

2. LMAO! Deliverance session highly recommended though.

3. This life no balance.

4. Very valid question.

5. This may or may not be true but we are not ready to have this conversation.

6. LMAO! Ozo please explain yourself.

7. E be things.

8. LMAO! Even Biggie was high.

9. LMAO!

10. LOL! This matter.

11. This has got to be the explanation because nothing else makes sense.

13. LMAO! These men are not loyal.

14. LOL! You’ve been warned.

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