Thursday was the only day of the week when my cousins and I were allowed to eat in front of the TV and stay up past nine talking about the episode we鈥檇 just watched. These conversations about a prince who killed his father and married his mother (The Gods Are Not to Blame) or the corrupt policeman trying to steal someone鈥檚 wife (One Bad Apple) didn鈥檛 just end at bedtime. They continued the next day at school because, like me, everyone and their families were watching Super Story. 

Super Story wasn鈥檛 the only show that brought us together; over the years, I have vivid memories of watching shows like Papa Ajasco, US, Everyday People, Fuji House of Commotion and Izozo. Nigerians had TV on lock, from comedies surrounding polygamy to dramas that reminded us that karma will eventually catch up to everyone. Fast forward to 2022, and I can鈥檛 remember the last time I faithfully consumed a Nigerian TV show or sat in front of the TV with my family. 

The last show that had a chokehold on Nigerians was Tinsel. Even though the show had new episodes every day, most of us managed to keep up with Telema Duke and co. But with one cast exit after another, especially after Damilola Adegbite鈥檚 left in 2012, we all started losing interest.聽

When did we, as a people, ditch Boy Alinco and Chief Fuji for John Snow and Eleven? Well, I鈥檝e thought about it and come up with several reasons. 

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The 鈥淗ollywoodification鈥� of Nigerian TV 

One of the things that made old Nigerian TV shows work was how relatable the stories were. Yes, some were mystical and weird AF, but for the most part, these characters were people we could know. 

These days, Nigerian TV shows are focused on recreating one Hollywood show or the other. Almost all female-led shows use the Sex and the City character bible: The fashionable but lowkey narcissistic lead, the hardworking 鈥渘ot interested in marriage鈥� businesswoman, the sexually liberated siren, the married or looking to be married homemaker who can pound yam and weave aso oke and the fun quirky character who everyone underestimates. Am I missing anyone? 

There鈥檚 also the upcoming Netflix teen show, Far From Home, which borrows a leaf from Blood and Water, a show that鈥檚 also loosely based on another Netflix show, Elite. Why would we be interested in a plot we鈥檝e seen over and over again? 

What happened to iconic theme songs? 

鈥淭his is super story. A life of strife and sorrows,鈥� come on, everyone knew that song from Super Story, even though we mostly chewed our mouths. What about the iconic theme songs from Dear Mother, Everyday People and Fuji House of Commotion? How can I remember your show when you didn鈥檛 put effort into the music? The math isn鈥檛 adding up. 

Streaming has given us too many options

Before streaming entered the game, the most any family had was a satellite dish that provided extra channels outside of NTA, AIT and other local stations. Remember those big ass dishes that looked like the sieve used to drain pap? Good times. 

Having a satellite dish was still limiting even though it gave us options. We still had to be in front of the TV at a specific time, or we鈥檇 miss our favourite shows. 

However, with the entry of streaming networks like Netflix and Amazon Prime, as well as the internet making it easy to download other TV shows, we now have almost infinite options and control. We can choose what we want to watch when we want to watch it. This is great, but too many options can also make it hard to focus and fully commit to one show. 

This now has me thinking, were we really into those classic Nigerian shows or did we fully immerse ourselves in them because we had no choice? 

We know these characters aren鈥檛 real anymore, and I blame social media 

Remember how we all thought Suwara from the Oh Father Oh Daughter season of Super Story was actually real? Well, not real real, but as real as we could imagine. Even Sola Sobowale couldn鈥檛 shake off the Toyin Tomato nickname until she stepped into another iconic role in King of Boys. 

Back when Nigerian TV was good, we didn鈥檛 have unlimited access to the actors behind the characters we saw, so there was a deeper connection to their roles and story arcs. We saw these characters once a week on TV, and that was it. These days, we see them every day, sometimes against our will, because the Instagram algorithm has refused to have small sense. From Twitter to Snapchat, these actors are everywhere, living their lives off-set, and we honestly know too much about them. 

There鈥檚 also the case of actors playing multiple characters (sometimes, it鈥檚 actually the same character with a different name and wig) across different shows. There鈥檚 Ini Dima-Okojie on Flawsome and The Smart Money Woman 鈥� two similar shows. Meanwhile, her Smart Money Woman co-star Osas Ighodaro is also on Assistant Madams. I鈥檓 not trying to knock down anyone鈥檚 hustle, but we can鈥檛 keep up or connect to one character when they keep overlapping. 

NTA and co in the poteux-poteaux 

Can anyone remember the last time they watched NTA on purpose, not while at immigration trying to get their passport? Local network stations like NTA and AIT, which gave us some of these iconic Nigerian shows, have become extinct. Over the years, their failure to evolve with the times, especially when it comes to technology, has forced everyone to leave them behind. Their only loyalists are boomers who refuse to let go of the 8 and 9 p.m. news. 

Having options has also opened our eyes to their technical faults. We now know we deserve better, even if the better isn鈥檛 giving storywise. 

While there鈥檚 a lot of complaints to be made about the state of TV in Nigeria, recent shows like Blood Sisters and old faves like Skinny Girl in Transit help maintain my faith in serialised storytelling. That being said, two or three shows are not enough to keep the audience from evolving past the current slate of TV content we have today. 

I miss the connection I had with my family, friends and Nigerians in general based on a shared love for a Nigerian TV show, but I doubt that鈥檚 something we can ever get back. And not to sound old, but it sucks for the next generation. 

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1. Fuji House of Commotion

This one gave us premium drama and comedy. Watching it would definitely make you burst into loud laughter.

2. Super Story

The soundtrack of this one is evergreen. It keeps replaying in our heads even as adults. The stories told in the series were the best too. Life lessons, laughter, tears and some goose bumps all rolled into one.

3. Papa Ajasco

Talk about a group of mismatched people and their plenty shenanigans. From Miss Pepeye to Boy Alinco to Pa James, Mama and Papa Ajasco and Ajasco himself, this TV show gave us everything and more.

4. Binta and Friends

Binta was the model child every Nigerian parent wanted their children to aspire to. You see this perspire to aspire thing did not just start. Watching this TV show would make you start thinking of all the decisions you were making, even as a kid. Thank you, Binta.

NB: This picture is not from the actual Binta and Friends. This was used as an illustration.

5. This Life

All the trust issues many of us have as adults probably came from watching this TV show. Life lessons after life lessons. Whew. The soundtrack is evergreen too. Sometimes, I wonder if it was this show that laid the foundation for the slang, “Inside life.” I could be wrong sha.

MultiChoice Nigeria recently announced the launch of two new local telenovelas, Riona and Enakhe, which will be hitting the screens on September 28, 2020.

The double bill drama will be getting one whole hour of screen time on Africa Magic Showcase and we are absolutely here for it! Tune in to DStv channel 151 at 8 PM to catch the new shows. And follow the conversation on social media using the hashtags #AMEnakhe and #AMRiona.

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The one where Ireti, Peace, Mama Moji and the children decided to move into ‘Aso Rock’ with Ireti and Chief.

The one where ‘kitchen practical’ prepared ‘Osramo Branus Mangus’ for the house to eat.

The one where Peaceful Peace jacked Ireti’s week with Chief.

The one where Mama Moji and Peaceful Peace redefined the art of being shady.

The one where Peace showed us how it feels to get ready for a night with bae and get stood up and the best way to handle it.

The one where ASUU went on strike and Chief’s children came home and started their own strike too and locked their parents out of the house for four days.

The one where Mama Moji, Ireti and Peace decided to spoil Chief for Valentine’s day. With absolutely no ulterior motives.

One of the many episodes where Ireti had to fight for her week with Chief.

It’s hard to talk about Nollywood now without talking about the TV Shows we grew up watching.

So what we’re going to do is sit back and imagine our favourite shows were coming back on TV.

It’s 7:30pm on Sunday evening, you’re running to your sitting room to watch Fuji House of Commotion. Because you want to laugh yourself to sleep.

Chief Zebrudaya! Please where are you? All we ask for are a few more episodes. Please do something sir.

Have you ever heard a story that made you cry and laugh at the same time? Tales by Moonlight did this to you.

If you didn’t know NTA for anything, you had to know them for Village Headmaster.

Funke Akindele’s first major opportunity at TV has to make it on this list. Remember Bisi in the legendary “I need to know?” Yup.

Let’s talk about the most relatable family ever. Family Circle. Before twitter, this family that had Nobert Young and Ronnie Dikko as mummy and daddy was too iconic.

All your favourite Nigerian actors were in this series. Looking sharp as ever. Checkmate is really the classic of all classics.

If I have been saying TV series all along, forgive me. Because Behind the Cloud can’t be called a TV series, it was a soap opera.