1. Neck kisses

Do you enjoy the taste of car batteries? Yes? Then go for it.

2. Body kisses

Nigerian men that have the accumulated sweat of our heroes past. Dear, save yourself.

3. Ice cubes

Why? So their balls can shrink and look like a Sphynx cat?

4. Ear kisses and tonguing

you will try this and end up with thick ear wax at the tip of your tongue or the after taste of agbo at the back of your throat.聽

5. Ass eating

Do I even need to say anything? These men do not even wash their balls because they think iT’s gAy.聽Do you know how filthy their ass is?

6. Ass play

Try to touch a Nigerian man’s ass and watch his butt clench with the force of Thor. Nigerian men protect their ass like it’s the holy grail.聽Ordinary pegging article we wrote, they almost rioted.

7. Blow jobs

Dear Nigerian men, when our eyes water from giving you a blow job, it usually because of the stench of your balls. The tears are a cry for help.

8. Nuru Massage

Why do you want an erotic massage? So you can cum 5 minutes in and blame it on how hot we are. Thinking a Nigerian man can last a Nuru massage is a stretch.

9. Toe sucking

My dear, do you enjoy the taste of Mushin and danfo buses? With their Israelite feet that trek everywhere.聽

10. Dirty talk

Thing with this is you don’t know which one they will take as an insult.聽

11. Choke

Watch a Nigerian man brush his teeth and see how he handles his toothbrush choking him and then make your decision from the results. But do you really want to find out?聽

12. Spit

Ahhh. You’ll kiss a Nigerian man and exchange all the saliva in the world but make it a deliberate act and try to spit in their mouth and see how your relationship ends.

The Lord did not die that affiliation might arise again. Save yourself and your freaky nature. Don’t waste it on Nigerian men. 

to our because you love 91大神.聽

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1) Do not use actual pegs

I know it says pegging, but please it is not the kind of peg that you use for clothes. We repeat: Do not use cloth pegs. Let’s prevent a case of had thy know.

2) Let the Peggie have an enema

So, this will clean the rectum and ensure there is no “waste”. and are not the same thing.

3) Toy shopping

Both of you should definitely go toy shopping together, so you can explore different options. You could even make it a fun family outing.

4) Fingers are magic

Look, you do not just dive into it. You work your way up. A wedding does not just happen the first time you meet someone. You have to court them; you have to start small *wink wink*.

5) Lube

Use lubricant. Lots and lots and lots of lubricant. Please, we said lubricant not groundnut, palm or coconut oil.

6) Safe words

With all new sex practices, you should try creating safe words with your partner so they can express when they are feeling uncomfortable. Imagine attempting the Upside down Ojuelegba spinner sex style without a safe word. Do you want to die?

7) Practice

Practice stroking with the harness sans partner so your stroke game will be immaculate. Just because it is the first time does not mean it should be a bad experience.

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