Rice is a staple meal in Nigeria. Our Jollof rice has travelled far and wide and caused debates across countries, most popularly Nigeria vs Ghana Jollof wars. Although rice is a multitalented bad bitch, it鈥檚 not all hits with rice meals. Some meals are glorious, while some others are bland at best.聽
BEST
1. White rice and stew
The ability to slap in your natural state with little to no assistance is why rice and stew reign supreme. Rice and stew can be eaten at any time of the day with any type of protein and still bang. The only time rice and stew isn鈥檛 a hit is when the stew isn鈥檛 well prepared.
2. Rice and beans聽
Rice and beans cooked together is one of God鈥檚 best ideas given to man. There鈥檚 no stew type with which rice and beans can鈥檛 be eaten. This meal is a queen, and that鈥檚 on periodt.
3. Concoction rice
is the middle child that knows how to get shit done and comes through when necessary. When you’re low on cash, this meal is your knight in shining amour.
4. Jollof rice
Jollof is in third place because although it鈥檚 a delicious meal, it鈥檚 not always gotten right. Also, the fact that the spelling and preparation of this meal are inconsistent has taken away some points from the greatness 鈥 For starters, wtf is 鈥渏ellof鈥?
5. Native rice
A true bad bitch is what native rice is. The taste of native rice will stay on the tip of your tongue, leaving you wanting more of it. God bless the person who created this recipe.
6. Ofada rice and ayamase/ofada sauce聽
Ofada rice is best eaten with ayamase sauce, and even tho ofada sauce works. The issue with ofada sauce is the overpowering peppery taste when it鈥檚 not cooked right when more attention is given to the pepper than the sauce.
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MOST UNNECESSARY
1. Pepper rice
Special shoutout to Yoruba women and Babcock University students for inventing this meal. As the name implies, it鈥檚 peppery rice, and it鈥檚 best eaten with peppered turkey or snail.
2. Coconut rice
is any type of rice you like cooking with coconut milk. This one just likes to be extra, always doing the most. It鈥檚 delicious, though. The problem s its oversabi.
3. Banga rice
Banga rice bangs like a banger. It鈥檚 a pretty delicious meal, but it鈥檚 something we can do without. Banga soup works best with swallow, and mixing it with rice feels like overkill sometimes.
4. Fried rice
Fried rice is coming in last place because no real baddie needs as much assistance as it does. So fragile and so high-maintenance. Ain鈥檛 nobody got time for dat. Fried rice requires all the condiments in the world and still manages to spoil with the slightest excuse. If you鈥檙e not going to see the break of dawn, why are you so extra and want everything to be put inside you?
