Avocado eaters think they have special powers because they eat the most boring and unassuming fruit in the world. They indeed have special powers because one would need a superpower to eat such a fruit (if it鈥檚 even supposed to be called a fruit).
This is what avocado eaters think they are:
1. Cool
It鈥檚 the joke of thinking they鈥檙e cool for me. Avocado is the least cool fruit there is, and we are indeed what we eat. There鈥檚 no way you鈥檇 eat avocados and expect to be cool in real life. It鈥檚 not possible.
2. Adventurous
Ofcourse, you鈥檙e adventurous if you constantly eat avocados. You like to do what normal people won鈥檛 do. Always willing to take one for the team. Well done.
3. Spontaneous
To be very honest, there鈥檚 no way eating avocados makes anyone spontaneous. People who eat avocados think about their actions for hours before and after they do it. There鈥檚 nothing spontaneous about that.聽
4. Avocado eaters think they have advanced taste buds
This is indeed the funniest one. Which advanced taste bud is comfortable with the taste of the blandest fruit in the world? There鈥檚 nothing advanced about your palette o, you should instead be praying for God to heal your taste buds.
5. Potential chefs
You鈥檝e surely seen an avocado eater put avocados in meals and places it shouldn鈥檛 be (including their mouths). They鈥檙e always coming up with creative ways to make it a more edible fruit. A lot of them have convinced themselves that they鈥檙e great chefs because of how often they鈥檝e tried to help an avocado be sweet.
6. They think they鈥檙e the healthiest people in the world
Avocado eaters thinking they鈥檙e the healthiest people in the world is very debatable sha. Are you sure it鈥檚 the avocado that鈥檚 making you healthy and not the condiments you constantly have to complement it with? Avocados can neither do good nor bad all by themselves and we all know that.
I鈥檓 particularly worried about people who eat avocado and also enjoy semo. You guys need to call a therapist.
