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  • What Your Next Birthday Cake Should Look Like, According to Meta鈥檚 AI

    Nigerian bakers, over to you.

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    The last time I celebrated my birthday, a friend asked what type of cake I鈥檇 like, and I said, 鈥淎nything will do.鈥 When the cake arrived, another super annoying friend, who came to spend the day with me, commented, 鈥淚t鈥檚 giving low-budget traditional wedding cake.鈥 God, abeg.

    Don鈥檛 be like me. Whether you鈥檙e paying for the cake or someone鈥檚 offering to send you one, you should know what you want. If you don鈥檛, these birthday cake designs from Meta鈥檚 AI should inspire you.

    January

    There鈥檚 a colour riot going on here, and I can鈥檛 say AI ate with this design. But at least no one will mistake it for a wedding cake.

    February

    Is it just me, or is a two-tier cake too much for a birthday celebration, especially in this Tinubu economy?

    March

    This birthday cake design isn鈥檛 bad. The strawberries and blueberries are definitely a nice touch.

    April

    Looking at this cake, my only question is: Will Nigerian bakers come through with that lion head design?

    May

    This cake looks basic AF, but it鈥檚 also a decent design for anyone who doesn鈥檛 give a shit about birthdays.

    June

    I can鈥檛 pinpoint exactly what makes this cake pleasing to look at, but yes to it.

    July

    I鈥檒l laugh my ass off for 30 minutes straight if anyone shows up with a cake that has my head on it. But yeah, a lot is going on with this cake.

    August

    August-borns, y鈥檃ll heard AI. Your birthday cake should have a hyper-realistic carving of your face on it.

    September

    Okay, remember the birthday cake that made my friend say, 鈥淚t鈥檚 giving low-budget traditional wedding cake鈥? This cake has a strong resemblance to it.

    October

    AI, please now. Why does anyone need a four-tier multicolour cake for their birthday? This only makes sense if they鈥檙e celebrating an age above 100.

    November

    This is the perfect cake for bougie November-borns.

    December

    I think this might be the cutest cake on this list. Nigerian bakers, over to you.

    Read this next: What If Your Birthday Isn鈥檛 Your Birthday: A Case For Not Celebrating It

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