You’ve been to an owambe聽and really had fun, abi? In fact, you ordered for extra small chops and more of that jollof rice with pepper chicken and Star to wash it all down.
Well done sah! It鈥檚 now your turn to throw your own party, and it must bang! Don鈥檛 know how? Well, shall we begin?
Break your bank
I鈥檓 sure you know by now that rice is not cheap in the market. And how much do you think small chops and drinks and the rest cost? You鈥檙e going to break that bank, my friend. Unless you鈥檙e not on our level鈥 In that case, we鈥檙e sorry.
Aso ebi
You need to hit your friends with ridiculously overpriced clothing materials in the colours of the season, of course! Your guests must slay in uniformity.
Hire a famous party planner
Honestly, this one is for your own sanity. And so your owambe won鈥檛 be a complete flop because the party planner鈥檚 name alone will make people want to turn up. He who has ears鈥
Even if you hire a party planner…
You still need to personally make sure that there is an abundance of small chops and drinks. Don鈥檛 play rough play.
Hire photographers
Photographers o, not photographer. At least two, with someone else doing video. All the beauty and slay must live on forever on social media, in every possible angle.
Invite the right guests
All your five photographers will be photographing who? You must invite internet celebrities o! So your guests will have something to entertain themselves with, and your pictures will come out looking bad and bougie.
Hire bouncers
Gather the biggest, toughest-looking bouncers you can find, because your prestigious guests need to feel safe. If they鈥檙e bald, even better.
Jollof rice must be on point
If the food isn鈥檛 Snapchat and Instagram worthy, have you even served food??? May 鈥榡ollof rice has finished鈥 not be your portion.
Drinks must be plenty
A wise man once said, 鈥渢he more the alcohol flows, the better your party is.鈥 We don鈥檛 argue with wise men.
Hire a live band or DJ
Or, you know鈥 hire the two. There can鈥檛 be an abundance of good music at a party.
And don鈥檛 forget, even if you break your bank beyond the point of recovery, your owambe will live on forever on social media! 馃檪
