If you think babies are a handful, wait till you meet toddlers. Here鈥檚 a list of things toddler mums can relate to, according to Thelma:聽
Eating alone is a no-no聽
Toddlers will beg for everything you put in your mouth, and sometimes, they鈥檇 just try to take it without asking. If you want to enjoy your meal alone, hide in your room. Good luck with that though because hiding from a toddler is close to impossible.
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Going to the toilet alone? Impossible聽
They are like a shadow, they follow you everywhere, even to the toilet. The smell doesn鈥檛 faze them so you better get used to it.
Always going out with extra clothes聽
If there鈥檚 one thing about toddlers, it鈥檚 that they are going to stain their clothes鈥nd yours too. Sometimes, they just want to roll in the dirt and you have to be ready for such.
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Waking up to find them in your bed聽
Now that they can walk, they know how to find their way to your bed without your invitation. So remember to leave space for them.
When there鈥檚 silence, you know it’s bad news聽
Toddlers are always up to no good. When you can鈥檛 hear your toddler anymore, check on them as soon as you can鈥f you like your house.
Playing the same game 500 times聽
And it won鈥檛 be enough because they鈥檒l still cry once you stop. To be with a toddler is to have strength 24/7.
Knowing all the lines to cocomelon and not by choice聽
You鈥檒l know the lines to every other cartoon. You鈥檒l be well-versed on the call and responses, the dances as well. If you don鈥檛 know how to dance, practice before your baby becomes a toddler.
Constantly saving them from killing themselves
The worst part is that they will wail, kick and sulk because you didn鈥檛 allow them to swallow a pebble they saw on the floor. God abeg.
Your home will always be littered with toys聽
No matter how many times you tidy up, your house is always going to be messy, thanks to your toddler. As they grow older though, you can teach them to clean up after themselves, but until then, pele.
As you prepare for your toddler, here鈥檚 an article on a week in the life of a stay-at-home mum.
