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  • The Real Reasons Why Women Go to the Bathroom in Groups at Events

    We鈥檙e finally going to spill the secret of why women go to the bathroom in groups at events.

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    Women tend to go to the bathroom in groups, but the main question is why? The girls who get it obviously get it, but if you鈥檙e reading this, you probably don鈥檛. Don鈥檛 worry, we have your back. Here are the eight reasons why women go to the bathroom in groups. 

    Come up with weird questions to ask their partners 

    Where do people think all the 鈥淲ill you love me if I turned into Olumo rock?鈥 questions come from? Women gather in bathrooms to figure out new ways to stress the people they鈥檙e dating. 

    Radicalise themselves against ironing 

    Starting  a movement happens in places you least expect, and that鈥檚 why women follow each other to the bathrooms. They remind themselves that although their clothes are rumpled, they鈥檙e beautiful. 

    Plan a girls鈥 trip that won鈥檛 leave the bathroom 

    As women gather together in the bathroom, they remind themselves how much they enjoy spending time with each other, and then, they plan a girls鈥 trip. Unfortunately, it never leaves the bathroom. It might extend to a group chat, but it ends there. 

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    Gather receipts to win their next argument

    According to the 91大神 Bureau of Statistics, investigative journalism was invented in the year 1307 after the first set of women gathered together in a bathroom. They gathered receipts, and now, it鈥檚 become a thing women have done for generations. In the bathroom, they plot, plan and start putting 2 and 2 together.

    Planning the next 鈥淚 think it鈥檚 just funny how鈥 text 

    After they sit to gather receipts, they redistribute their anger and start drafting all their 鈥淚 think it鈥檚 just funny how鈥 messages. They do it in the bathroom with other women who鈥檒l ginger their typing and remind them of all the offences the person has committed. 

    Sectional women鈥檚 meeting 

    Announcing a general women鈥檚 meeting will be met with a lot of resistance. That鈥檚 why women go to the bathroom in groups, to debrief, share minutes of the meeting and send their struggles to headquarters. 

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    Diplomacy

    Countries have the United Nations, and women have the bathroom. It鈥檚 like a big physical group chat. In there, all issues are addressed. There鈥檚 a secret part of the bathroom that leads to a courtroom where women can solve all their problems freely and fairly. 

    Witchcraft

    Women are summoning principalities and powers in the bathroom. Everyone knows friends who witch together, stay together. 

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