Nigerian babes are always right. Period. If you don鈥檛 agree with me, take it up with your neighbours.
But if you ever find yourself in an argument with a Nigerian babe, and she says any of these eight things, here鈥檚 what she actually means.
鈥淚t鈥檚 fine鈥
No, dear. It鈥檚 very not fine. TBH, the only reason she鈥檇 say this is so no one suspects her when she eventually unalives you.
鈥淲辞飞鈥
She鈥檚 simply marvelling at just how dumb you are. Think, 鈥淲ow. Na God create this one too?鈥
鈥淚 just think it鈥檚 funny how鈥︹
Her next words will definitely NOT be funny. She鈥檚 really saying, 鈥淗ow could you even think this was okay, you peasant?鈥
鈥淗mm. Okay鈥
She doesn鈥檛 want to waste brain time on your sorry ass anymore. Carry your wahala and go.
鈥淚鈥檓 not angry鈥
Spoiler alert, she鈥檚 furious.
鈥淲丑补迟别惫别谤鈥
It looks like she might be losing the argument, but a babe never admits to failure. 鈥淲丑补迟别惫别谤鈥 means 鈥淣a you sabi鈥.
鈥淒on鈥檛 worry about it鈥
Please, be worried. She said this so you鈥檇 think everything is fine then lay down your guard while she reloads. Again, be worried.
鈥淚s that why you鈥檙e shouting?鈥
You鈥檙e not actually shouting. She just wants to dead the issue because it occurred to her that she might be wrong. If she says this, just apologise and hug her. Don鈥檛 make the mistake of telling her you鈥檝e won the argument because it won鈥檛 be pretty for you.
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