A lot of women think stealing their men鈥檚 clothes is the ultimate show of love. Although they aren鈥檛 entirely wrong, the idea is still debatable. There are other ways to let your man know you love him that won鈥檛 involve robbing him of his clothes.
Think of this article before you stretch out your hand to unhang that hoodie you鈥檒l never return.
1. You don鈥檛 want his enemies thinking you鈥檙e him
Imagine your man has enemies and you鈥檙e outside in sweatpants that belong to him and his enemies now attack you thinking it was him? Don鈥檛 ask why my imagination seems to be going crazy, I only have your best interest in mind. Not stealing men鈥檚 clothes is for your own safety because you never know who鈥檚 after them.聽
2. You don鈥檛 want anyone thinking you鈥檙e a side chick
Hmm, you don鈥檛 want someone stopping you in the supermarket to ask why your shirt has the same stain her husband’s shirt has. You鈥檒l be there in front of a stranger having a staring contest.聽
3. You REALLY don鈥檛 want anyone thinking you鈥檙e a side chick
鈥淥h, this looks like a shirt I bought my boyfriend for valentine鈥檚 day.鈥 The spinning Mr Krab gif is what鈥檚 going to happen in your head because your man already told you his coworker gifted him the shirt when they did secret Santa in his office.
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4. He鈥檚 going to retaliate by stealing your skincare products
Men don鈥檛 retaliate in bits, they must always go the extra mile. I don鈥檛 know how stealing a simple shirt means they have to steal your. Do they know how much skincare is?聽
5. You鈥檙e going to leave him naked
Only a few men are really stylish. If you steal all his cool clothes, you鈥檙e only condemning him to nakedness and I know that鈥檚 not what you want for your man. If he has ten super cool shirts, steal eight and share the remaining two with him. After all, you鈥檙e such a thoughtful person.聽
6. You can inherit his behaviour by wearing his clothes
You鈥檒l suddenly feel the urge to lie, gaslight people and cheat the way he does. His DNA is trapped in his sweat and the sweat is trapped in his hoodie, now your sweat has mixed with his and you鈥檙e now one with him. Anything can go wrong.
