People who spend 鈧50k at restaurants
If you鈥檙e one of those people that spend 鈧50k on cocktails and pasta, be aware that you鈥檙e spending someone鈥檚 take home salary.
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People who have never had to cook with a boiling ring
If this is you, it means you went to a posh boarding school and you’re not like the rest of us in the trenches. You鈥檙e so rich, you probably use money to wipe your tears.
People who have touched the furniture in Dangote鈥檚 house
Imagine the people that have sat on the chairs in Dangote’s house or those that have wined and dined with him on his dining table. We鈥檇 love to meet them and ask them how they felt.
People who go on trips with their friends
You know you鈥檝e made it when that trip makes it out of the group chat. When we say trips, we mean every kind of trips: Mexico o, Cabo o, Paris o, even trips to Yankari Game Reserve and Olumo Rock follow. Where are you people seeing money in this economy?
Lagos Big Boys
They drive Benz, buy Azul like they鈥檙e buying water, have Rolexes, go on trips, they鈥檙e Lagos Big Boys.
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Lagos Big Girls
The queens of spending money. They travel to Dubai when they’re having a headache and Mauritius when they鈥檙e tired of how Lagos smells. If you鈥檝e only been to Ijebu-Ode, respectfully, this isn鈥檛 you.
People who earn salary in dollars.
You鈥檙e in a country where the currency people spend is naira but you鈥檙e earning in dollars. You鈥檙e a baller and everyone around you is a mechanic.
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People with more than one passport
If you have two passports, please you need to cut soap for us. You guys are so lucky because you can decide to japa anytime.
People who own (or use) private jets
Only rich people take airplanes but people who have private jets are a whole different breed.
People who have solar inverters
NEPA keeps showing us shege but people with inverters can鈥檛 relate to the struggles the rest of us go through. When last did you shout up NEPA?
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Abuja big boys
If you think Lagos boys are big, wait till you see Abuja big boys. We don鈥檛 know if it鈥檚 their sports cars, jalabiya, Audemars Piguet watch and the Rolexes that have earned them the right to talk down on money.
Abuja big girls
Shoutout to Abuja big girls! They鈥檙e the real queens of enjoyment. We鈥檙e trying to be like them but funds no dey.
People who live on the Island
If this is you and you鈥檙e reading this, welcome! We鈥檙e honored to have you here. How does it feel to be able to talk down on money? It probably feels great.
People who have more than one ATM card
Owing an ATM card means you鈥檙e a respected person in society. But owning two and above? You鈥檙e an Igwe, a chief, an ambassador, a royal highness, a baller and a bad bitch.
People who don鈥檛 drink garri
If you don鈥檛 drink garri all the time like the rest of us, it鈥檚 probably because you鈥檙e busy eating sushi, pasta, seafood etc. How can you claim 鈥渢renches鈥?
People who can relate to what retail therapy is
If the first that comes to your mind when you鈥檙e sad is shopping, then yeah you鈥檙e an OBO and we want to be like you when we grow up.
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People who can鈥檛 remember the last time they entered public transport
If you have a car or you鈥檙e always ordering Uber anytime you want to go out, you鈥檙e simply built different. We would love for you to tell us where you found your money. Are you a tech bro or a tech sis? What exactly did you do to get money?
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“Let 91大神 show where the money at!听听to get all the gist about how money moves in Nigeria by Nigerians. Every Monday at 8 a.m.”
People who use diesel generators
Only a rich person can afford to buy and maintain a generator that uses diesel because have you seen the price of diesel these days?
People that don鈥檛 check their account balance
Some people just swipe and swipe their cards all day long, without even thinking about how much is in their account. These are the people we鈥檙e trying to be like when we grow up.
People who have bought Airpods more than once
If you鈥檝e bought Airpods more than once, then you probably have a money tree in your backyard. Please, tell us what seed you planted to grow that tree.
