In case you have been under a rock (or climbing a mountain), please be informed that Diezani Alison Maduekwe, the first female minister of petroleum and first female president of OPEC, has been arrested in London on charges of corruption and theft and sturves.
Reactions below:
1. When you get arrested in the UK for corruption

2. When you consider what would have happened if you鈥檇 been arrested in Nigeria

3. When you聽see one piece of Hyde Park you coulda, shoulda, woulda bought…

4. When you remember your Birkin collection

5. When you remember they don鈥檛 carry Birkins in jail

6. When people say you stole 拢13 billion

7. When people ask you if you鈥檙e richer than Goodluck Jonathan

8. When people say that women are more corrupt than men and should not be allowed near power

9. When you hear Buhari will be the next Minister of Petroleum

10. When you decide to tell the whole world how you did it





