So you鈥檙e in this babe鈥檚 house and you need to use the toilet, but you鈥檙e trying to hold it in because you know once you drop whatever it is you鈥檙e holding, she鈥檒l delete your number and block you. You know what’s coming. You really shouldn’t have eaten that beans. And something even warned you, but do you listen?
You tell yourself 鈥渆verybody poops鈥 and decide to take the bold step by asking where the toilet is. You鈥檙e not an insecure guy after all.
Now that you鈥檙e done, you flush and it doesn鈥檛 go down once.聽You stand awkwardly and try to flush again. No luck.聽Now you鈥檙e afraid. You google “what to do when you’re in a babe’s toilet, and your strong beans poop won’t go down.” This article pops up. You’re in good hands now. Relax and follow the these steps.
Flush Again
Flush again, just to be sure. It won鈥檛 go, but just to make sure.
Fetch Water and Flush
Fetch water in a bucket and pour it into the water closet. This should typically work. If it doesn鈥檛 go, that鈥檚 a bad sign. It鈥檚 time for you to take matters into your own hands.聽We can no longer help you.
Run Away
From the toilet, run away. You鈥檙e with your phone so every other thing you left in her room is not important. Break out of the house and run away.聽
Change your number
Change your number and all your social media handles. She’ll never be able to find you after this.
Avoid Her Forever
If somehow you almost cross paths again, avoid her like the plague. Make up any excuse not to bump into her again. You’ll be fine.
