Nigerian men have been slandering women for far too long, pretending not to enjoy things like romantic comedies or using skincare products. Well I鈥檓 here to expose them. Men actually like:
Being the small spoon
Men are such big babies. They鈥檒l be doing 鈥淚鈥檓 the alpha male鈥 on social media, meanwhile behind closed doors they鈥檙e coming to wrap themselves inside your body to cuddle. Their favourite position is being the little spoon. They love it so much, they almost want to cry when you leave them for two seconds.
Using skincare products
See ehn, men love using skincare products, but they hate buying them. That鈥檚 why they鈥檙e always very excited to sleep over at women鈥檚 houses. It鈥檚 their one chance to try out all the face masks, cleansers, toners, etc. Once they go back home, they鈥檙e back to using Irish Spring.
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Watching soap-operas
I鈥檓 sure men will deny this one with their full chests but trust me, Nigerian men like soap operas. They鈥檒l do hard guy hard guy at first, but when they watch one episode in a waiting room or with their significant others, they鈥檒l be hooked. Next thing they鈥檙e asking questions and wondering why Rosalina doesn鈥檛 want to give Fernandez a chance.
TikTok
Nigerian men are always hopping on all kinds of different Tik Tok challenges, especially the ones that involve either acting, dancing or dressing up as women to make jokes. But it鈥檚 women that are obsessed with Tik Tok, shior!
Using Snapchat filters
You think women use snapchat filters??? I challenge you to go through a man鈥檚 Snapchat memories today. They might not necessarily use flower filters or dog faces. But you see those ones that make your skin clear and make your skin glow? That鈥檚 where you鈥檒l find these niggas.
Food
Nigerian men are constantly talking about how women are obsessed with food and how all they know, live and breathe, is food. But have you seen Nigerian men talk about food on Twitter before? They鈥檙e the ones always wanting fresh pots of soup every day and wondering who should cook when one person comes back from work late. Abeg Abeg.
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Carrying handbags
Oh sorry, apparently they鈥檙e called satchels. Please dear, who do you think you鈥檙e deceiving? If you like call it a satchelman purse or murse. Handbag na handbag. I think men have realized that pockets just aren鈥檛 enough, and I totally understand.
Being spanked on the ass
You鈥檒l walk by and spank a man鈥檚 ass and he鈥檒l pretend to be upset, meanwhile, he鈥檚 smiling on the inside. It鈥檚 okay, we know you love it. Weyrey dey disguise.
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