There are certain things that you 鈥 a grown adult 鈥攕houldn鈥檛 be doing with food at your big age. If you do any of the things I鈥檝e listed below, back to kindergarten.
Eating only two slices of bread
Only children will eat two slices of bread and say they鈥檙e full. As a grown-ass adult, how can you say two slices of bread is enough for you? If you鈥檙e eating less than seven slices, I can鈥檛 take you seriously, please.
Dipping your bread in tea
This isn鈥檛 even a thing that children should be doing, but we鈥檒l allow them because they don鈥檛 know better. But if you do this at your big age, you deserve to be flogged as many strokes euqal to the number of your age.
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Eating only two packs of noodles
Two? Just two standard packs??? Even my little sister eats more than two packs and she鈥檚 fourteen. Please grow up.
Mixing all your rice and stew
Not only are you childish if you do this, but you鈥檙e also a cultist. I don鈥檛 understand how you鈥檒l mix all your rice and stew together at once and think it鈥檚 okay. What satisfaction does this give you please?
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Oats slander
If you slander oats, you鈥檙e most definitely childish because what do you have against food that is healthy for you and still tastes great? Only children talk bad about healthy food.
Putting your cereal before your milk
The only way to eat cereal it to put the powdered milk first, before cereal 鈥 unless you鈥檙e using liquid milk (in which case, you鈥檙e rich and we should be eating you).
Saving your meat for last
When we were young, we always ate our protein at the end of our meals because we were 鈥渟aving the best for last.鈥 You should have realised by now that this is a scam. Our parents really tried to use meat to teach us delayed gratification. SMH.
Eat chicken and chips
But how will you eat chicken and chips when you鈥檙e not at a children鈥檚 party? Imagine it: you dress up nice, drive off to a fancy restaurant to meet up with your friends or your partner. The waiter comes up to you to take order, and what you ask for is chicken and chips?
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