I recently talked to a friend who said she got scarred after giving her boyfriend oral sex during a random quickie. According to her, 鈥淚t smelled like stale urine and locust beans down there.鈥 Now, I can鈥檛 say I know for sure what a healthy penis should smell like, but I do know what it shouldn鈥檛 smell like, and top of that list is stale urine.
After that conversation, I knew I had to cover men鈥檚 hygiene for men鈥檚 health awareness month. The boys are out here neglecting the hygiene of their reproductive organs. If you鈥檝e got a penis and balls, here鈥檚 a guide on how to keep them in tip-top shape.
Wash up
Don鈥檛 just splash water on your phallus and jump out of the bathroom. Dedicate some time to gently washing the nooks and crannies. Get all that build-up of sweat and urine out of the way with water and mild soap.
Pat it dry after every bath
Ever pulled off your boxers after a long day and shuddered at the smell that hit your nostrils? It鈥檚 probably because you didn鈥檛 clean up properly after bathing. It鈥檚 super important you pat everywhere dry. Personally, I spread out in front of a standing fan for a few minutes before putting on underwear.
Rinse off after every pee
This is a common practice among Muslim men, but everyone should do it. After every pee, shake your junk to get all the excess urine out and rinse off with water. This is the easiest way to avoid smelling off and having urine stains on your underwear.
Shave
Listen, I鈥檝e never known a time when it was cool to leave a clump of pubic hair hovering over your dick. Grab a tube of hair removal cream and scrape that stuff off. A low trim is preferable since hair also prevents against STIs. If you can, reach for the hair around the anus too. I hear some barbers offer this as a service.
Don鈥檛 repeat boxers
Many men are guilty of repeating underwear. That鈥檚 bad business for your odogwu and sons, bro. The ideal thing to do is wash your boxers after every use and wear a fresh pair daily.
Stick to cotton boxers
Yes, you prefer spandex boxers and hot pants because they help you hide random erections in public. But do you know they may be doing more harm than good because they trap air? Cotton underwear does a better job at keeping the air circulating down there. Basically, they let the balls breathe.
Avoid hot water
I know you鈥檙e tempted to bathe with piping hot water when it鈥檚 cold, but that鈥檚 bad business for your penis and balls. Hot water can cause irritation. Also, since the testicles need to be cooler than body temperature to function properly, hot water can overheat them and affect sperm production.
Clean the foreskin
Not all men have a foreskin, but if you鈥檝e got one, you鈥檒l need to raise it up and clean it properly whenever you bathe. Smegma鈥攁 thick, cheesy-looking secretion鈥攂uilds up under the foreskin when left unwashed. The smell is unpleasant, and if it鈥檚 left unattended, it can also cause redness, itching, and swelling.
Powder it up
Things get real messy down there during the hot season. Air gets trapped in your cotton underwear, and all that sweat makes it annoyingly sticky. One way out? Apply a generous dab of powder in the corners of your private parts. It keeps the moisture in check and helps you feel dry.
Always look in the mirror
Yup, you should always have routine checks where you grab a mirror and see what鈥檚 going on down there. Look out for bumps on your ball sack and groin area. If anything looks off, go to the hospital ASAP.
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