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  • 10 Nigerian Songs You Shouldn’t Listen To When You Are Trying To Stay Celibate

    Celibacy can be a tough journey, at some point during celibacy, you start to ask yourself if sex is really a sin. Celibate people have no business listening to any of these songs. Face Jesus please, don’t face us. 1. Naira Marley X Busiswa – Coming The only thing that is coming to you is […]

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    Celibacy can be a tough journey, at some point during celibacy, you start to ask yourself if sex is really a sin. Celibate people have no business listening to any of these songs. Face Jesus please, don’t face us.

    1.

    The only thing that is coming to you is the wave of horniness that is about to hit you. No one is coming to you and you are not cumming anywhere either. Save yourself.

    2.

    The only thing that is naughty right now is your decision to listen to this song. You can鈥檛 even be folded and treated like a naughty girl, why are you now tormenting your thoughts?

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    This song won鈥檛 only test your celibacy, it will make you want to text your good for nothing ex. This isn鈥檛 the first time we are warning you. There鈥檚 no one to hold your body, better hold yourself. 

    4.

    Are you bouncing your body or are you getting bounced out? That鈥檚 entirely up to you. 

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    We are not trying to spoil Adekunle Gold鈥檚 market, oh no, that鈥檚 not what we are doing. We are simply looking out for you before you become the sinner that you鈥檝e been trying not to be. 

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    Avoid this song by all means, please. Even people who are actively having sex are avoiding the song, so they don鈥檛 get too carried away. 

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    Omo, even sexually active people shouldn鈥檛 listen to this song too much. 

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    This song won鈥檛 make you horny, no it won鈥檛. Infact you鈥檒l be annoyed, especially when Burna starts shouting, because of ordinary sex. 

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    Maybe you should just avoid Lojay completely because there is no song of his that won鈥檛 make you question your choice to be celibate. What ass cheeks are you making go tonongo? None. Only you and your bed. 

    10.

    This song is especially dangerous for celibate women. The last thing you need is Tiwa Savage singing in your ear about sex and BBCs when you’re trying to say no to sex.

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