Over 500 years ago, Italian painter and general oversabi guy, Leonardo Da Vinci, painted the universally acclaimed Mona Lisa portrait, and the world has not let that young woman rest since then. Fast forward to 2021, Nigerian singer, philosopher and bumbum expert, Lojay introduced the world to a different Monalisa in a song of the same name. Even though no one asked for a debate, we鈥檙e here to present and support the motion that Lojay鈥檚 Monalisa is better than Da Vinci鈥檚 Mona Lisa with the following points.
1. Lojay鈥檚 Monalisa has a coca body
This one is obvious because even though we never got to see the lower body of Da Vinci鈥檚 Mona Lisa, the chances that a coloniser from the renaissance era would鈥檝e had a massive ibadi are pretty slim. We鈥檙e going to need receipts from the opposing team for this one.
2. Lojay鈥檚 Monalisa Has miliki for front unlike Da Vinci鈥檚 Mona Lisa
We don鈥檛 have to talk too much about this. As a matter of fact, we don鈥檛 have to talk at all. Instead, we鈥檒l refer you to the pictorial evidence above. You see what we mean? Next!
3. Lojay鈥檚 Monalisa will hold you down in the corner-corner but Da Vinci鈥檚 Mona Lisa will only stare at you from a corner.
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4. Da Vinci鈥檚 Mona Lisa cannot dance
If Da Vinci tells his Mona Lisa that 鈥淢a jo o Monalisa鈥, will she break it down like this? Think about it.
5. Da Vinci鈥檚 Mona Lisa does not have eyebrows
Even Eucharia Anunobi made an effort with her brows back in the day. Why this, sis?
On a random note, you cannot do better than a man who sings this passionately about bumbum.
We hope with these few points of ours, we鈥檝e been able to convince and not confuse you that Lojay鈥檚 Monalisa is more elite than Da Vinci鈥檚 Mona Lisa. Thank you.
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