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  • 6 Ways To Stop Your Friends From Stealing Your Man

    Are you worried your man is too hot and it makes your friends want to steal him from you? Don鈥檛 worry, babes. We鈥檙e here to help.

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    Are you worried your man is too hot and that his heat might attract your friend and make them want to steal him from you? Don鈥檛 worry, babes. We鈥檙e here to help.聽

    1. Invite your friend into your relationship.

    They can鈥檛 steal what is theirs too. Them being in the relationships means your man is safe and secure on both sides. You can rest your mind knowing he鈥檚 getting enough love from you and your sister/girlfriend.聽

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    2. Put a 鈥淒O NOT STEAL鈥 tag on his forehead.

    That way, anyone who comes close to him will know he鈥檚 not available to be stolen. Anyone who tries to steal him after seeing that tag should be reported for being a hardened criminal.聽

    3. Shrink him and keep him with you at all times.聽

    You can consult the for how to change him to . Better still, just visit a local Babalawo for this one. No one is going to steal what they can鈥檛 see. Even if they try to steal him, shrink him to a microscopic level.聽聽

    4. Date your friend.

    This is different from inviting your friend into your relationship. In this case, you are dating a friend that might want to steal your man and potentially reduce their greed. Don鈥檛 think too much about it. It makes sense.

    5. Don鈥檛 have friends.

    No friend is going to steal your man if the friend doesn鈥檛 exist. Let your man be your only friend. Is it unhealthy? Yes. But at least, you鈥檒l have peace of mind.

    6. Steal your friend鈥檚 man first.

    The best defence is a good offence. Stealing your friend鈥檚 man first is good character development for both of you.聽 A real friend is going to learn how much it hurts and not want to do the same thing to you.聽

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