You鈥檙e on a mission, and it involves getting your crush to like you back, or at least like you enough to suck face with. Throw those generic good night message to my love options you found on Google away and use these proven texts to win their heart. You鈥檙e welcome.
鈥淢ay NEPA keep the light till morning鈥
If this doesn鈥檛 tell your Nigerian crush that you love and care about them, nothing else will. Has Nigerian heat dealt with you in a dark room before?
鈥淒ream of Canada鈥
The Nigerian dream is to claim your Nigerian roots from the safety of 鈥the abroad鈥, which is why this good night message is the best way to show your crush that you wish them well.
鈥淵ou survived another day in Nigeria. Just sleep, you deserve it鈥
This is a plus if your crush lives in Lagos. They deserve all the encouragement they need after spending their whole day in traffic fighting keke and danfo drivers.
鈥淒on鈥檛 let the mosquitoes bite鈥
Everyone and their cousin know that mosquitoes plus heat while trying to sleep is only slightly worse than the seven plagues. What better way to show your love?
鈥淒on鈥檛 forget to turn on the switch when you plug your phone鈥
Have you ever plugged in your phone before bed, only to wake up and realise forgot to turn on the switch? Yep, show your crush you don鈥檛 want them to experience it.
鈥淢ay your neighbour鈥檚 generator stop working鈥
You know that trying to sleep to the sound of 鈥淚 better pass my neighbour鈥 generators is the absolute ghetto, which is why this message is sure to have your love interest melting.
鈥淪leep so soundly that your alarm clock goes off unnoticed鈥
Let鈥檚 face it 鈥 no one enjoys being woken up by annoying alarm sounds anyway. Your job will wait for you.
If, after all these, they don鈥檛 fall in love, they don鈥檛 deserve you. Periodt.
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