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  • Love Life Guide: How to Secure a Forever Valentine

    Valentine鈥檚 Day may be over this year, but you can get a head start for 2024. Try sitting in gutters in the hopes that the love of your life will find you there, or one of these other foolproof ways.

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    Love Lifeis a 91大神 weekly series about love, relationships, situationships, entanglements and everything in between.

    Valentine after Valentine, you find yourself struggling to get the person in your life to stick around. Do those who get back-to-back money towers have two heads? They don鈥檛 (We鈥檝e checked). So your story can change.

    Here are some ways to get someone to spend several Valentine鈥檚 Days with you, tried and trusted by our Love Life couples. 

    Love Life: I Went to Her House Every Day for a Year 

    As long as whoever you want to see is comfortable with it, then you should definitely go to their house every day for one year. It鈥檚 just that, the people who did this didn鈥檛 have phones, but now, we do. Still, a gesture is a gesture.

    Love Life: I Moved to Be Closer to Her 

    Drop whatever you鈥檙e doing and move to your lover鈥檚 street. That way, you get to spend every waking hour together and can be doing Valentine left and right. Be warned that this couple had already been dating for two years before they pulled this stunt. 

    Love Life: We Finally Met Up Because of Christmas Chicken 

    Step 1: Buy Christmas chicken. Step 2: Post that you want to sell it, on your WhatsApp status. Step 3: Meet up with the person who offers to buy the chicken. Step 4: Fall in love and live happily ever after. It鈥檚 almost too easy.  

    Love Life: We Became Lovers by Accident

    Easiest way to get a forever Valentine is by accident. Send a bunch of messages to the person who鈥檚 entering your eye, but make sure one of those messages is a dating proposal.  Pray they mistakenly say yes. 

    Love Life: He Cooks, I Eat. We鈥檙e a Complete Package 

    If you can鈥檛 cook, find someone who can. If you can cook, find someone who loves to eat. You too deserve a missing rib. 

    Love Life: 鈥淲e Are Married but He Needs to Propose鈥 

    In most marriage stories, there鈥檚 a proposal. But not for Ada and Kingsley. They had sex one day and Kingsley decided he would meet her parents. At the meeting, the parents started dropping dates for introductions. A couple of months later and they鈥檙e married. Straight to the point with no time to waste. That鈥檚 how you get a forever Valentine. 

    Love Life: 鈥淲e Found Love in a Hopeless Place鈥 

    What we learnt from this Love Life story is more people should sit inside empty, dry gutters. The love of your life might just be tempted to join you inside. 

    Love Life: We Started Our Relationship With a Lot of Lies 

    When starting your relationship, lie to everyone, especially your parents. Never lie to the person you鈥檙e with though. Or that鈥檚 where the problem will start. 

    Love Life: We Were Best Friends in Secondary School But Now We鈥檙e Both Married 

    If you had a best friend when you were in secondary school, we advise you start looking for them now. If you didn鈥檛 have a best friend, you may have to go back in time to get one. That way, you鈥檒l have someone you can do friends-to-lovers with. 

    Love Life: We鈥檙e Roommates Who Fell in Love

    Your decision to live alone could be what’s standing between you and getting a forever Valentine. Your destiny might be to fall in love with your roommate, but you wouldn鈥檛 know for sure because you鈥檝e decided to live alone. Move in with someone today.

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