You thought Nigerians didn鈥檛 use horny emojis? Well you thought wrong. Here are 10 of the horniest emojis Nigerians use in texting:
1) Eggplant emoji 馃崋
A penis shaped like an eggplant will probably traumatise anyone for life, but that hasn鈥檛 stopped it from being the go-to penis emoji. For this reason, we declare it the horniest emoji. There鈥檚 nothing hornier than a penis.
2) Water splash 馃挦
According to 91大神鈥檚 Bureau of Imaginary Statistics, the percentage of Nigerian sexters rose from 11% in November 2018 to 47% by February 2020 due to the global pandemic.
As a result of this rise of people searching for sexual fulfilment through texting, the water splash emoji has been used to represent squirting. We sha blame pornography for causing people to think that squirting is the peak of sexual satisfaction.
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3) Dark moon face馃寶
This moon emoji is usually accompanied by the question, 鈥淪o tell me something about you nobody knows馃寶?鈥 or, 鈥淗ow freaky are you 馃寶?鈥 But you can鈥檛 blame the moon. It looks sus.
4) Shy monkey 馃檲
One would think an animal emoji will not make it to this list, but if a plant can make it, so can an animal. People who use the monkey to say things like, 鈥淚 want to touch your boobs 馃檲鈥. Weirdos.
If you鈥檙e wondering what the emoji will look like in person, here you go:
5) Tongue 馃憛
Not only does this not look like any tongue we鈥檝e ever seen, but whoever made the emoji must have been ridiculously horny. It can turn any statement sexual, even if you鈥檙e talking about food. 鈥淥mo, this thing wey I chop ehn 馃憛鈥
6) Hot and spicy emoji 馃サ
You鈥檇 think that a country that鈥檚 fighting a battle with the sun will use this emoji for the right purpose, but no. They鈥檒l be saying, 鈥淵ou鈥檙e so hot 馃サ鈥 but they鈥檙e not saying it鈥檚 because the sun wants to roast your head. This is why the heat will never stop. You鈥檝e angered the sun with your sinful behaviour.
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7) Mourning emoji 馃槱
We don鈥檛 even need to explain this emoji. Looks like someone that鈥檚 getting proper backshots. It鈥檚 not their fault. If you remove the 鈥渦r鈥 and replace it with an 鈥渁鈥, mourn looks like a moan.
8) Kneeling emoji 馃馃従鈥嶁檧锔
If you don鈥檛 know how horny this emoji is, then you鈥檙e not seeing it. The idea of submission in itself is horny, so an emoji with someone kneeling is screaming horny. Why else would you kneel down if not to s鈥 okay,
9) Tasty emoji 馃構
The official emoji of the 30+ Nigerian men. This emoji is only considered horny because 30+ Nigerian men are a horny bunch.
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10) Beggi Beggi emoji 馃ズ
One can argue that this one鈥檚 for the Gen-Z鈥檚, but it鈥檚 actually for Nigerian women after they鈥檝e finished drinking red wine.听
