Between being funny, intelligent, beautiful, unique and God鈥檚 greatest gift to earth, there鈥檚 nothing women can鈥檛 do. At 91大神, we carry women鈥檚 matters on our heads, which is why we鈥檙e planning a party for the girliesssss.
Women are hardly ever wrong, but let鈥檚 talk about the few times they might have been. And the reasons why that happened.
Bathing with scalding hot water
Going out and being in contact with sin will make you want to wash it off with the highest temperature of water you can find. Women don鈥檛 want to live in sin, we want to be rid of it, and the best way to do that is to burn it off our skins.听
Spending our savings on enjoyment
If you guys live more than once, we women know we only live once, and there鈥檚 always something to be celebrated. The same way we saved the one we use for enjoyment is how we鈥檒l save another one for a more serious purpose.
Rewarding ourselves after an inconvenience
To be honest, this isn鈥檛 wrong; it鈥檚 a necessity. Life is already hard, and adulting is dealing with us. A little reward after a long day, week, or month doesn鈥檛 hurt anyone.听
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Going out with our thoughts and prayers
There鈥檚 a slight chance this one is wrong sha because every woman needs some . Thoughts and prayers hardly ever fail us. Nonetheless, don鈥檛 go out without a little extra cash.听
Dating men
Dating men is reserved for God鈥檚 most patient soldiers. Whew. Love and light to the women who are dating Nigerian men, especially those living in Lagos.听
Fitting our patience into our mini bags
Mini bags are the most befitting bags for a Nigerian woman鈥檚 patience. We鈥檙e managing the little patience we have, and we only take a little of it when we go out.听
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Not ironing our clothes
Ironing is the worst chore known to man, and we women want an easy, stress-free life. Trust me when I say the sun in Nigeria is hot enough to straighten our clothes when we wear them.
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Saying we’re not hungry and then begging for our partner鈥檚 food
Making decisions is so tough, and women want it all. We also want to eat some of our partner鈥檚 food to ensure they don鈥檛 die alone if the food is poisoned.听
Helping our partners keep their clothes
As you can see, we didn鈥檛 say 鈥渟tealing鈥; we said 鈥渉elping鈥. All women do is help you keep your clothes in a safer place, away from you and your wardrobe. You should be thanking your babe for being a forward thinker.听
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In case you missed it, 91大神 is bringing all the hot girls to the yard for a festival. We鈥檒l dance, play games and shake our asses. Buy your tickets.听
