Life comes at you fast. You think you鈥檙e living your best baddie life until you鈥檙e packing flat slippers in your bag every time you go out in heels. If there鈥檚 one thing more difficult than being a bad bitch, it鈥檚 making sure the title sticks, even when everything around you is moving mad.
But bad bitches have to retire at some point 鈥 and maybe even go on to become rich aunties 鈥 and it鈥檚 okay. So if any of these eight things start happening to you, just know retirement is knocking.
Your uniform game becomes mid
Everyone knows the baddie uniform is ashawo clothes. It鈥檚 the constitution. Once you find yourself considering the pros and cons because of a tiny reason like cold weather, it鈥檚 all over.
You start catching feelings
So you鈥檙e now thinking of someone and smiling to yourself? You now re-read chats and giggle like a hopeless romantic? What happened to 鈥淐atch flights, not feelings鈥?
You become prone to body aches
What鈥檚 a bad bitch doing with back pain? Once you can no longer twerk for five minutes in peace without putting out your back and knees, know the end is near.
You start carrying big bags
The pillar of bad bitchery is carrying bags that鈥檒l only fit a tube of lipgloss and a phone. Anything bigger is a sign of basicness.
You鈥檙e queuing to buy fuel
How many baddies do you see queueing at filling stations? None. Who cares if fuel is scarce? Baddies don鈥檛 queue. Period.
Broke people approach you now
As a baddie, your entire existence should tell broke people, 鈥淚鈥檓 not in your league鈥. Once they start having the confidence to approach you, something is wrong somewhere.
You start to think creamy pasta is overpriced
Sure, the economy is economying, but even though. Pasta is your identity. Sticking to it is the price to pay for bad bitchery. Once you start considering the price, you might as well throw yourself a bad bitch retirement party.
You have more than one child
One child, we can excuse. But two or more? How do you want to be a baddie when you鈥檙e prepping meals and solving quantitative reasoning? Just retire peacefully, dear. You鈥檝e had a good run.
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