, ex-CEO of Twitter, announced he鈥檒l be stepping down as CEO and handing over his position to the new CEO.
We鈥檝e helped Jack put together a list of things he can spend his time doing since he鈥檚 now less busy.
1. Do hookup
We aren鈥檛 trying to mention names of people he should hook up with, but laying with Lai won鈥檛 be such a bad idea. Maybe Jack should think about this and let us know how available he is to help us.
2. Settle Twitter fights
Who鈥檚 better to settle Twitter than the chief of Twitter himself? He has kuku seen all the fights before and knows what鈥檚 best to say in any situation.
3. Make Adamu Garba鈥檚 dreams come true
The only way Adamu Garba鈥檚 lifelong dream can come true is if Jack visits Nigeria and dines with him before the cock crows.
4. Fight Donald Trump face to face
Jack has all the time to become a black belter and beat Donald Trump up for all the foolishness he ever tweeted. This is a fight the whole world is going to be willing to watch. It鈥檚 only right Jack considers doing this.
5. Change his name to Jachike
He needs to change his name to Jachike and somehow find someone to sell Nigeria to him on the black market. We all know we need a white looking Nigerian man to save us from ourselves.
6. Fight Bubu
We all know how passionate Jack is about Nigeria and his support and involvement during the EndSars protest. He can tone that support up a notch and fight Bubu for banning Twitter in Nigeria. A king, we stan.
7. Drink paraga
Jack can drink as much as he wants while does the work. Work is for Parag; paraga is for Jack.
8. Get married and give his mum twins
We know without a doubt that his mum wants him to have Taiye and Kehinde. He should use his free time doing that. There鈥檚 no work stopping him now.
9. Join FemCo
Of course, it only makes sense that Jack joins the winning team.
