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As an anime fan, people will never truly understand the pains and struggles you face to find the perfect place to watch anime. But I get it.
Here鈥檚 everything that happens when you watch anime illegally.
When it鈥檚 English-dubbed, even though it鈥檚 labelled 鈥淓nglish-subbed鈥
You don鈥檛 know heartbreak until this nonsense happens to you. You鈥檒l finally find the anime you鈥檝e been looking for, it鈥檚 clear and you鈥檝e passed through all the pop-up ads. Only for the theme song to finish playing, and the most Asian-looking face starts speaking the worst American accent. It鈥檚 to go and sleep. One day for the thief, innit?
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It somehow always chooses the worst scenes to hang
We don鈥檛 talk enough about how anime disgraces us. If I had a dollar for every time I had to explain to someone that nothing weird was happening in whatever anime I was watching, it just stalled at an odd-looking scene, I would have enough to pay to watch anime legally. I need a support group, please. I鈥檓 sick of defending myself.
The fake invites from milfs to 鈥渃ome over鈥
Sometimes, I wonder if people actually click those links. Like, ma鈥檃m, I鈥檓 a focused person, please. I came here to watch animated characters shout out their attacks so their opponents can win easily. I鈥檓 not here to find love.
Only finding the chibi version of the anime
One day, this will be my 13th reason. I can鈥檛 count how many of anime I saw when I first started watching anime. I have nothing against chibi anime oh, just give me the one I asked for first, and then, maybe I’ll come back for this version when I’m bored. I can never unsee the chibi version of Dazia from Bungo Stray Dogs trying to commit Suicide.
When you can鈥檛 find the anime is on the site because they didn’t use the English title
Sometimes, I wonder if this anime obsession is worth all the suffering I go through to watch something that鈥檒l probably break my heart. Who randomly knows how to spell Kono Subarashii Sekai ni Shukufuku wo! in a hurry? If you do, this is not a safe space for you, please.
The 鈥淵ou can鈥檛 last 10 seconds in this game鈥
Okay, but did I come to your site to play one yeye game? I came to watch anime, so why are you asking me to put my card details? Also, why do they think we won鈥檛 last? Do they know our capabilities? How do you come to that conclusion on a site where people watch hundreds of episodes of a show at a go? Mtceww, unserious people.
When you finally find the anime, and there’s no subtitle
It鈥檚 shit like this that makes most anime fans learn Japanese. If this hasn鈥檛 happened to you at least twice, how does it feel to be God鈥檚 favourite? This is the final boss and where I usually give up because anime will not kill me for my mother, abeg. Nonsense and rubbish.
